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I knew this day would come:

http://www.onion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=2

I hate Dave Matthews.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I knew this day would come:

http://www.onion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=2

I hate Dave Matthews.
I could have told him he was lame in 1997... but would he have listened? Now, Hooty and The Blow Fish... that's CoOoOoL!

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Originally posted by PBE6

I hate Dave Matthews.
And I thought I was alone.

Oh Lord does he suck.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
And I thought I was alone.

Oh Lord does he suck.
Funny, I tend to hear that from a lot of South Africans...

(Well okay, maybe just 3 in total.)

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Originally posted by darvlay
Funny, I tend to hear that from a lot of South Africans...

(Well okay, maybe just 3 in total.)
That they're alone or that Dave Mathews sucks?

I know a hive of people who worship the man. Perhaps RHP is the stage for suave South African non-conformists to strut their stuff.

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You guys realize that 'The Onion' is satire don't you?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You guys realize that 'The Onion' is satire don't you?
You do realize that we realize that "The Onion" is a satire, don't you?

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I think Dave Matthews sounds like a post-pubescent Kermit the Frog getting down in front of some world-beat wallpaper. But to paraphrase an old saying, I also hate his fans. They're an odd mix of white-sneaker/ball-cap wearing frat boys and dirty, knit-it-yourself earth-mother rasta-hippies, and even curiouser, they all have digital recorders with $5000 mics for bootleggery. Insipid.

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Originally posted by PBE6
You do realize that we realize that "The Onion" is a satire, don't you?
My bad... it had occurred to me but I posted anyway.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
My bad... it had occurred to me but I posted anyway.
I'm glad we stopped this right here, otherwise we both would have fallen into a canyon of irony, never to return.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You guys realize that 'The Onion' is satire don't you?
Please put ***Spoiler*** in anymore posts like that, and not a word about the Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Please put ***Spoiler*** in anymore posts like that, and not a word about the Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
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I read your profile, I'm a Sox fan, and a fan of any team playing the yankees too! And Beer! But the part about having a sense of humor... you might want to edit that out.

Bwah!

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Edit! I'd kill to have Ichiro on the Sox! That guy is amazing!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I read your profile, I'm a Sox fan, and a fan of any team playing the yankees too! And Beer! But the part about having a sense of humor... you might want to edit that out.

Bwah!

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[b]Edit! I'd kill to have Ichiro on the Sox! That guy is amazing![/b]
I get the feeling we have the same sense of humor...

I'd much rather see Ichiro with the Sox than the yankees. I suspect he'll end up back in Japan though. He hit a grand slam last night! Or as Dave Neihaus calls it a Grand Salami!!! Goodbye baseball!

I'll drink a beer in your honor this evening Phlab. Go Sox! Enjoy the rest of your season.