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Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"
Rifle guy... all laying low and long...

Dude, let's get marching! Move forward!

Gah!

P-

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"
You didn't know that the minesweeper was a cleverly disguised uzi? Just tilt the guy back a little and let 'er rip!

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Bazooka guy. He needed somebody to tap him on the head. What guy had that job?

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"
The guy carrying a M16 above his head. How does he fire/attack from up there? He can't even melee!

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"
Ummmm...what about phone guy?

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mine-sweeper guy.

Who needs a plastic soldier combing the beach for loose change and the occasional watch, I mean, what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band? I want character whose pose screams "Eat hot lead, Commie!"
Boy thread....bah!

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i'm not sure which one i disliked, but my fave was the cool sub-machine gun guy.

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the crappy guys were a great source of burning plastic.

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my army men wore coulots and and got manicures, i think my mom got them at a dollar store

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
The guy carrying a M16 above his head. How does he fire/attack from up there? He can't even melee!
I used to put those guys in the water, the BBs looked cool when they would splash.

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Originally posted by duecer
my army men wore coulots and and got manicures, i think my mom got them at a dollar store
Those were French army men.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Rifle guy... all laying low and long...

Dude, let's get marching! Move forward!

Gah!

P-
That's how I sleep. I call it the gunner position.

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
...what's next? Latrine-digger? 2nd Tuba-player for "Pershing's Own" Army Band?
Any member of Pershing's Own is way tougher than any minesweeper! Those tuba-parts for Sousa marches are tough. almost as tough as the 4th horn parts! At least they go through basic training, unlike member's of "The President's Own".

My least favorite was motar-round guy. Would you drop the explosive already!!!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Those were French army men.
I always wondered why their hands were in the air.