Left vs Right

My left eye is perfect.

My right eye...to use the optometrist explanation..."You're not even on the chart. How do you even see?"

My left nostril has 90 percent of all boogers.
I'm willing to even say 95 percent of all boogers.

My left ear has 100 percent of ear wax.
I use Q-tips on my right ear just for ceremony.

My left arm is stronger even though I am right handed.

It's like the left side of my body is on steroids or something.

I drink...Left handed! 😲 I just noticed!!

Crazy long eyebrow single hair that grows overnight while I sleep has maintained an even balance between right and left. 🤔

...I imagine they are still fighting it out.

My money says old Lefty wins. 🤔

Tug a bit on your right nard.

@gambrel said
Tug a bit on your right nard.

@Contenchess
I'm an experienced know it all

@gambrel said
@Contenchess
I'm an experienced know it all

Right GOAD?

Teehee 🤭

Probably time to ask for admittance into the Ghost Chamber again.

Futile attempts but I miss my Watson!!

He hasn't been the same since the Bill's bag of oinions fiasco 🤔

Right Dive?

Teehee 🤭

@contenchess said
My left eye is perfect.

My right eye...to use the optometrist explanation..."You're not even on the chart. How do you even see?"

My left nostril has 90 percent of all boogers.
I'm willing to even say 95 percent of all boogers.

My left ear has 100 percent of ear wax.
I use Q-tips on my right ear just for ceremony.

My left arm is stronger even though I am rig ...[text shortened]... the left side of my body is on steroids or something.

I drink...Left handed! 😲 I just noticed!!

@divegeester said
Take it to debates spanky!