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Leg or breast?

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Actually, I reckon you could do with some.
I'm sure Bowmann is fully acquainted with the safe alternatives...

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Originally posted by abejnood
What about it?


By the way, what do "legillating" and "titillating" mean?
Well, when a man and a woman *really* like one another, certain things happen...

No, it's no good...sasquatch, you explain...

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Well, when a man and a woman *really* like one another, certain things happen...

No, it's no good...sasquatch, you explain...
So there's no chicken?

???

Somehow I feel that I'm missing something...

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i prefer thighs. mmm.

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Whatever happens you should pluck the bird properly

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Sex, like women, is [b]dangerous. No one should be having it.

Plenty of safe alternatives.[/b]
Well, Lets not get tooooo crazy here, Dr. Bowmann

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if the bird is trussed before roasting, the results can be astounding.

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
if the bird is trussed before roasting, the results can be astounding.
Are you, or have you ever been, a professional football player in the UK?

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
i prefer thighs. mmm.
Me too, nice and round.😏

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Originally posted by abejnood
So there's no chicken?

???

Somehow I feel that I'm missing something...
I'm with the kid on this one because I'm hungry. Maybe later after I eat
some nice, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth good bird some other carnal instinct will kick in.
Remember: any port in a storm.

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
if the bird is trussed before roasting, the results can be astounding.
Waiter ! There's hair in my stuffing!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Waiter ! There's hair in my stuffing!!!
Don't shout and wave it about! The others will be wanting one, too!

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Originally posted by abejnood
Don't shout and wave it about! The others will be wanting one, too!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid , you've got no idea how funny you really are . Art Linkletter was right , kids do say the goddamnedest things .

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