10 May 20
With people posted all round the globe it's time to act. Where are all the socks?
If they are worn out I get rid of the pair but still there are three odd ones in my drawer. Should I now multiply that by the population of the world? I'd like to know. There might be millions out there.
Please confirm how many have left your home?
I once saw one on a beach. If this means they head for the ocean this may be a lost cause. Please confirm the locations of any sightings. There out there somewhere.
10 May 20
@petewxyz saidIt's yet to be scientifically proven, but sometimes (during a fast spin cycle in the washing machine) a sock can suddenly gain enlightenment and is immediately transported to Nirvana.
With people posted all round the globe it's time to act. Where are all the socks?
If they are worn out I get rid of the pair but still there are three odd ones in my drawer. Should I now multiply that by the population of the world? I'd like to know. There might be millions out there.
Please confirm how many have left your home?
I once saw one on a beach. If this me ...[text shortened]... this may be a lost cause. Please confirm the locations of any sightings. There out there somewhere.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI have to say I'm not surprised. The spin cycle is pretty alarming. How many down in your house?
It's yet to be scientifically proven, but sometimes (during a fast spin cycle in the washing machine) a sock can suddenly gain enlightenment and is immediately transported to Nirvana.
Edit: This is not recommended as a shortcut for Buddhists. Don't try this at home.
10 May 20
@petewxyz saidYou have a draw full of socks.
With people posted all round the globe it's time to act. Where are all the socks?
If they are worn out I get rid of the pair but still there are three odd ones in my drawer. Should I now multiply that by the population of the world? I'd like to know. There might be millions out there.
Please confirm how many have left your home?
I once saw one on a beach. If this me ...[text shortened]... this may be a lost cause. Please confirm the locations of any sightings. There out there somewhere.
The draw contains 9 red socks, 9 white socks and 9 blue socks.
You need a matching pair but it’s pitch dark.
How many times do you need to pull out a sock to ensure you have a matching pair?
@divegeester saidMore importantly how come you can describe what's in my sock drawer. Are you in on the disappearances? If you can't declare it publicly send a PM
You have a draw full of socks.
The draw contains 9 red socks, 9 white socks and 9 blue socks.
You need a matching pair but it’s pitch dark.
How many times do you need to pull out a sock to ensure you have a matching pair?
Edit: Do you work for the government?
@the-pickled-walrus saidFor a long time I thought my middle toe was the culprit. Then I realised I just had the sock on the wrong foot.
The real mystery is my big toe always trying to escape the sock 🤔
11 May 20
@divegeester said
You have a draw full of socks.
The draw contains 9 red socks, 9 white socks and 9 blue socks.
You need a matching pair but it’s pitch dark.
How many times do you need to pull out a sock to ensure you have a matching pair?
Four
@divegeester said
You have a draw full of socks.
The draw contains 9 red socks, 9 white socks and 9 blue socks.
You need a matching pair but it’s pitch dark.
How many times do you need to pull out a sock to ensure you have a matching pair?
Saw that Suzianne beat me to it...any way: With the fourth draw you can be sure to have a matching pair.
As people probably know Zaphod Beeblebrox became mighty rich by discovering the planet where the lone socks go (and the erasers by the way) He made his fortune by selling those seocnd hand...
11 May 20
@divegeester saidOnce.
You have a draw full of socks.
The draw contains 9 red socks, 9 white socks and 9 blue socks.
You need a matching pair but it’s pitch dark.
How many times do you need to pull out a sock to ensure you have a matching pair?
You have to do it to 4 socks though.
Pulling out a sock 4 times will get you nowhere.
@wolfgang59 saidA bet you're fun in lockdown 🙄
Once.
You have to do it to 4 socks though.
Pulling out a sock 4 times will get you nowhere.