My life would be nothing without my wife. She is the back to my bacon and the curds in my poutine. She is the bees knees and the cat's pajamas. She is the choice vessel for my super sperm and our future family will kick the collective asses of all your past, present and future families.
Originally posted by darvlayDid you wed?
My life would be nothing without my wife. She is the back to my bacon and the curds in my poutine. She is the bees knees and the cat's pajamas. She is the choice vessel for my super sperm and our future family will kick the collective asses of all your past, present and future families.
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Originally posted by darvlay"I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my life, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven! Do you understand, finally?!"
My life would be nothing without my wife. She is the back to my bacon and the curds in my poutine. She is the bees knees and the cat's pajamas. She is the choice vessel for my super sperm and our future family will kick the collective asses of all your past, present and future families.
May one be so bold as to suggest that the forums here may resemble scenes from the above film at times? I'm fairly new and have read a few threads that, whilst making me laugh have also made me question my sanity 🙂
Originally posted by PhlabibitMe: Hello? Are you there?
The only people who DON'T question their own sanity ARE insane.
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Sanity: Not really.
Me: What do you mean "not really"? I can hear you!
Sanity: Maybe it's just the voices inside your head.
Me: Isn't that what you're supposed to be?
Sanity: No, I may be generated inside your head, but I do not exist within your head. The whole is bigger than the sum of its parts.
Me: So you're saying that my head is too small to contain my sanity?
Sanity: You could say that.
Me: That sounds insane.
Originally posted by darvlayYou can blow sunshine all you want but it still won't get her to kiss your pee-pee
My life would be nothing without my wife. She is the back to my bacon and the curds in my poutine. She is the bees knees and the cat's pajamas. She is the choice vessel for my super sperm and our future family will kick the collective asses of all your past, present and future families.
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My wife is beautiful, she is half-Apache, half-Jewish. I'm not sure which half is the more fiery! 😀
She is MUCH older than I am. She's hitting me right now for saying that. I think 5 months is a heck of a long time.
Let's just say that I used to roll my eyes so that I wouldn't throw up when people gushed "I found my soul mate!" Urp. Well - no more. 😉