Originally posted by Great Big SteesThe little gray man ponderd the giant snakes words for a moment and the commented, "I can't get eath channels unless i subscribe to the premium package and my job on this mission was a sociologist so my math and physics skills are rather.... lets just say I passed those courses with the lowest marks and had to cheat to get them." Frogger saw his years of stereotyping lifeforms from other worlds come crashing down like a house of cards.
"I've got an idea, let's see if we can take what's left of the '63 Merc and fashion a time machine and send you back", Frogger said. The alien looked at Frogger and thought, "What's this frog on?" You'r kidding right? How on earth are you going to do that?". Frogger smiled and said, "A couple of weeks ago, before I morphed, I happened to to be outsi ...[text shortened]... the woods in the "back 40" so that won't be a problem and Viola, ET goes home".
Meanwhile the other snakes.....
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Originally posted by expuddlepirateHad come up with a plan for the remaining 325 frogs. "We'll drive them towards the cliff at 'Lovers Leap', I saw that on an old cowboy movie. OK it wasn't frogs and it wasn't snakes but it seemed to work with Bison, now they're animals and the frogs were animals so it should work. You guys got any eagle feathers?"
The little gray man ponderd the giant snakes words for a moment and the commented, "I can't get eath channels unless i subscribe to the premium package and my job on this mission was a sociologist so my math and physics skills are rather.... lets just say I passed those courses with the lowest marks and had to cheat to get them." Frogger saw his years ...[text shortened]... rom other worlds come crashing down like a house of cards.
Meanwhile the other snakes.....
Originally posted by Great Big Stees"No feathers, It's a shame we couldn't flex our necks out like our cobra cousins. That does look something like a chief's bonnet." one said.. None of the others even bothered to turn around a respond to the assinine suggestion. Another spoke up, "We are cottonmouths, we do have a reputation for being mean and agressive!" another spoke up. About that time the third snake slithered up spitting out feathers from the failed chicken coup raid. "Why are you all looking at me like that?" he asked.
Had come up with a plan for the remaining 325 frogs. "We'll drive them towards the cliff at 'Lovers Leap', I saw that on an old cowboy movie. OK it wasn't frogs and it wasn't snakes but it seemed to work with Bison, now they're animals and the frogs were animals so it should work. You guys got any eagle feathers?"
Originally posted by expuddlepirateSuddenly they all heard an angry rattling noise and turned in unison. Before them standing majesticly was "Thimber the Thug" a 7 foot long Eastern Diamondback rattler, a pissed rattler at that who had little use if any for his cotten mouth cousins.
"No feathers, It's a shame we couldn't flex our necks out like our cobra cousins. That does look something like a chief's bonnet." one said.. None of the others even bothered to turn around a respond to the assinine suggestion. Another spoke up, "We are cottonmouths, we do have a reputation for being mean and agressive!" another spoke up. About that t ...[text shortened]... from the failed chicken coup raid. "Why are you all looking at me like that?" he asked.
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Originally posted by expuddlepirateFrogger said, "Rattle me this Thimber", and with that struck out at him with the force of the "G". "Next", he smirked, as Thimber's body twitched in death throws. "Now let's get those feathers on and get to the task at hand".
Suddenly they all heard an angry rattling noise and turned in unison. Before them standing majesticly was "Thimber the Thug" a 7 foot long Eastern Diamondback rattler, a pissed rattler at that who had little use if any for his cotten mouth cousins.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesThe Jack Daniels laced venum streamed through his body and worked its majic. What he thought were the throws of death were replaced by a stange unknown feeling, he was now drunk as could be. After coming back around, headache in tow, He gained a healthy respect for his former enemies and pledged to use his potant venom in helping them kill off the giant frogs.....for a price.....more Jack Daniels.
Frogger said, "Rattle me this Thimber", and with that struck out at him with the force of the "G". "Next", he smirked, as Thimber's body twitched in death throws. "Now let's get those feathers on and get to the task at hand".
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Originally posted by expuddlepirateHe was hooked. "Hey you guys, and gals, got anymore of those feathers?" Thimber chortled. "For a fifth I'll join your Motley Crew in disposing of those frogs". Frogger barked an order to one of his minions, "Bring me a baby Jack and be quick about it. The frogs are getting restless and we'll his (Thimbers) help if we want to be done anytime soon". Ten minutes later the "players" were in place and the slaughter began. At first it was somewhat orderly with the frogs going along with the snakes directional slitherings when suddenly Timrek sensed what was going on. "Stop frogs, they're trying to get us all to "lemming" over Lovers Leap. Turn around and head back towards them" Too late, the crush of frogs was too much and they all plummeted over the precipice" As it happend a tour group (of French Chefs) was passing by at that exact moment and one of them cried out, "Les jambes de grenouilles. ..a fête ce soir mes amis. Qui a le vin ? "
The Jack Daniels laced venum streamed through his body and worked its majic. What he thought were the throws of death were replaced by a stange unknown feeling, he was now drunk as could be. After coming back around, headache in tow, He gained a healthy respect for his former enemies and pledged to use his potant venom in helping them kill off the giant frogs.....for a price.....more Jack Daniels.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesThe snakes rejoiced in their victory, the chef's were estatic at the finding giant frog legs to cook, The alien was travling home in his '63 Merc pickup at warp 20 and the town's people were still making speaches; all was good and all were happy.
He was hooked. "Hey you guys, and gals, got anymore of those feathers?" Thimber chortled. "For a fifth I'll join your Motley Crew in disposing of those frogs". Frogger barked an order to one of his minions, "Bring me a baby Jack and be quick about it. The frogs are getting restless and we'll his (Thimbers) help if we want to be done anytime soon". Te ...[text shortened]... d out, "Les jambes de grenouilles. ..a fête ce soir mes amis. Qui a le vin ? "
The End
(The chicken coup grew quite and started to emmit a strange glow.....)
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Originally posted by expuddlepirateCasting: Wooley Bugger
Credits:
director: Rom Howard
Producer: Clem Eastwood
Script written by: Mil Brooks
Music by: Elton Jones
Filmed on location in: Possum Gulch, Alabama; White Horse, Yukon; Merced, California; Ballytown, Ireland and Manhatten Kansas.
Director of Photography: Tak Mi Pic
Associate Producer: I.F.I. Had Tyme
Animation: Picsr
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesTransportation provided by; Rambler Motor Co.
Casting: Wooley Bugger
Director of Photography: Tak Mi Pic
Associate Producer: I.F.I. Had Tyme
Animation: Picsr
Special thanks to:
Kim Soo's Mexican Take Out
Super Cheap Motels LLC
"the gals on the corner of Lexington and 5th"
The guy that looked like Elvis at Burger City ( Sorry we couln't work your solo in)
Lefty's Bar and Photos while you wait
The Flea Trap Inn ( corner of Lexington and 5th)
Dr. I. P. Freely and his staff
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Originally posted by expuddlepirate*****FIN*****
Transportation provided by; Rambler Motor Co.
Special thanks to:
Kim Soo's Mexican Take Out
Super Cheap Motels LLC
"the gals on the corner of Lexington and 5th"
The guy that looked like Elvis at Burger City ( Sorry we couln't work your solo in)
Lefty's Bar and Photos while you wait
The Flea Trap Inn ( corner of Lexington and 5th)
Dr. I. P. Freely and his staff
Originally posted by expuddlepirate"Hello."
It was a dark and stormy night. The rain came down in heavy sheets, the lightining lit up the the world outside the window only to illuminate the dense shower. The phone rang, stunning Wilber more than the lighting. He picked it up and answered, "Hello?"......