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Letterman’s top ten as printed in chess life June 4, 2004

They were called moments when you should sense danger in chess.



10. There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has eight and you don’t have any.

9. Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.

8. You have a position won, but your opponent has a gun

7. The director tells you not to bother turning in your score sheet after the game.

6. Before the game begins you notice your opponent’s first initials are “GM”.

5. After completing your development you sense your opponent playing the end game.

4. Just as you make your opening move your opponent announces mate in 11.

3. You don’t control any squares at all.

2. Your draw offer sends all the people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter.

1. Your opponent has three bishops.

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Originally posted by rapalla7
Letterman’s top ten as printed in chess life June 4, 2004

They were called moments when you should sense danger in chess.



10. There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has eight and you don’t have any.

9. Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.

8. You have a position won, but your opponent has a gun

7. The dir ...[text shortened]... people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter.

1. Your opponent has three bishops.
LOL very LOL

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OPPS! Just can't get the hang of these gizmos!!!! " (4) Just as you make your opening move......" Like that one + will be using it in all my future games!!!!

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I have lived 3 and 5.

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Larry Evans says that this was an actual Letterman Top Ten list. I'm really finding that hard to believe. About half of these jokes would just go right over the head of anyone who doesn't play chess.

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Yes, well, I say if you don't know how to play chess, then you don't DESERVE the pleasure of these jokes.

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Originally posted by player420
Yes, well, I say if you don't know how to play chess, then you don't DESERVE the pleasure of these jokes.
Very true....😀 But my point is that I think it strange that Late Night would air a Top Ten List that only a very selective portion of their audience would find funny.

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