"Life's Little Disappointments"

"Life's Little Disappointments"

1. Receiving only one card on your birthday (and it's from your insurance salesman).

2. Waiting for a phone call from someone you love; and then, when it rings,
answering with "Hi, Honey", only to hear the sales pitch of a telemarketer.

3.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Life's Little Disappointments"

1. Receiving only one card on your birthday (and it's from your insurance salesman).

2. Waiting for a phone call from someone you love; and then, when it rings,
answering with "Hi, Honey", only to hear the sales pitch of a telemarketer.

3.[/b]

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
3. "Who ya gunna satisfy with that?"

4. "At least he means well."

5. Going on a Blind Date with someone you've spoken with on your cell: knocking on her apartment
door and when this beautiful woman opens the door to greet you hearing, "Who the Heck are you?"

- When you enter the tram, the last free saet has just been occupied.
- The things you have been thinking of whole day have just been sold out when you enter the shop on your way home from work
- When sitting in restaurant or bar garden, only wild children will annoy only you of all guests
- When out of cash, you will run on the store or cafe that does not accept cards
- You wil be run out of mint pastilles just when you meet nice girl

11a. You breakdown on a desserted highway and call CAA (AAA) and you find out that your renewal came up but your credit card (that is used for automatic renewal) was maxed out at renewal time. "I'm sorry Mr. Jones but you are no longer a member...good luck".
11b. You call your partner/friend/wife/husband/whoever and you cell phone is dead.

12. Playing Chess on Red Hot Pawn against a Provisionally Rated 1200 Player
and losing badly in less than twenty moves (happened twice to me late 2007).

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
11a. You breakdown on a desserted highway...

Originally posted by Zamboner
Sounds delicious.

All your disappointments are huge, not little. 😛

"I think we should just be friends."

15. A Friday Evening "Omaha Steaks" Filet Mignon Dinner at A Candle Lit Table for One. One Bright Note: An Invisible Swedish Sommelier served a Dry Chilean Red, "Rex Goliath Cabernet Sauvignon" (On the Home Wine List, Only $6.95).

poop in the pool...

16. You pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then find out there's no milk.