@contenchess saidAgreed, tell her to fly over for lunch for the next 3 months where she can also have a splash in the free bird bath.
@drewnogal
The bird will settle out of court for 3 bags of sunflower seeds...and some bread.
@drewnogal said...I also may take a bath...in said bath 😒
Agreed, tell her to fly over for lunch for the next 3 months where she can also have a splash in the free bird bath.
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Tsk, cheapskate! (Pun in there somewhere)
One bag of seeds a month?? Suppose.it depends how big the bags are!
@blood-on-the-tracks said40 pound farmer bags obviously.
@drewnogal
Tsk, cheapskate! (Pun in there somewhere)
One bag of seeds a month?? Suppose.it depends how big the bags are!
The bread must be imported from Italy...freshly baked that morning.
It's all in the fine print.
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@contenchess saidO...kay
40 pound farmer bags obviously.
The bread must be imported from Italy...freshly baked that morning.
It's all in the fine print.
So this blue tit or whatever is eating a pound of seed a day?? Plus a hefty lump of bread??
It will never fly again!
@blood-on-the-tracks saidMy client is an Ostrich.
O...kay
So this blue tit or whatever is eating a pound of seed a day?? Plus a hefty lump of bread??
It will never fly again!
150 kilograms.
See you in discrimination court 😏
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@Contenchess
The odds on an ostrich getting on drew's roof, and wiggling down the chimney into her log burner are, frankly, astronomical.
Your client, sir, is a bare faced liar, and we will see him/her in court
If they don't bury their head in the sand and hopes it all goes away (like many posters on this site)
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@contenchess saidGive a bird some seeds or bread and you feed them for a day, teach a bird to grow a crop or how to bake bread and you feed them for a lifetime.👍
@drewnogal
The bird will settle out of court for 3 bags of sunflower seeds...and some bread.
@blood-on-the-tracks saiddrewnogal lives in the wonderful world of OZ.
@Contenchess
The odds on an ostrich getting on drew's roof, and wiggling down the chimney into her log burner are, frankly, astronomical.
Your client, sir, is a bare faced liar, and we will see him/her in court
If they don't bury their head in the sand and hopes it all goes away (like many posters on this site)
The court proceedings will also be in OZ with a jury of OZ peers.
I suggest you settle out of court. 🤔
@great-big-stees saidBirds are more self reliant than humans.
Give a bird some seeds or bread and you feed them for a day, teach a bird to grow a crop or how to bake bread and you feed them for a lifetime.👍
I think they do well if you ask me.
@blood-on-the-tracks saidOutdoor free-range they are fine.
@Contenchess
Ask the average chicken
I worked with barn chickens.
....never again 🤮
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@blood-on-the-tracks saidAll these years I thought she was in Australia 🤔
@Contenchess
Hmmm
Thought she lived in Wales?
Go ahead and go to court with your ostrich
The UK is much closer...almost dating close 😘