Limericks

George Bush and young Tony Blair
Were having a saucy affair.
The one off his noodle
Loved shagging his poodle
And shaving his short, curly hair.

There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath

Originally posted by Alcra
There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath

there was a young man from nantuket,
who missed when he sicked in a bucket,
so he hired a whore,
to clean it up with a straw,
and told her to suck, not blow it.
kinda disgusting but that's my first real try at writing a limeric..what do you think?

fred

Originally posted by Freddie2004
there was a young man from nantuket,
who missed when he sicked in a bucket,
so he hired a whore,
to clean it up with a straw,
and told her to suck, not blow it.

kinda disgusting but that's my first real try at writing a limeric..what do you think?

fred

thanks for the feedback alcra 🙂

fred

maybe i will write another one

We thought ZZ had been exposed to lead,
Because he'd posted many an interesting thread,
But you see, given the fact,
We thought it was intelligence he lacked,
It was surprising that all he wanted was ____.

First to post the answer wins... uh... a game with me! What a great prize! But don't everyone send in your answers at once, we don't want to crash this site just for a game with your's truly. 😀 I'm short on games and I have no life... I mean I'll find time in my busy to play a fufilling game of chess with you.

Considering that it rhymes this shouldn't be very difficult even if you haven't seen the thread I'm refering to.

I'll flip a coin heads or tails will decide my answer.

Nyxie

I once had a bish and a rook
That gave her king one steely look
But then came her pin
The momentum a'spin
She then took and took and took

😳

Common no takers, it's an easy one. I'll give you a hint. It's in the Help forum by zzxx1.

The fact that no one has given me an answer to this easy problem leads me to believe that it's me and not the puzzle. :'(:'(:'( No one likes me:'(:'(:'(

Originally posted by ark13
Common no takers, it's an easy one. I'll give you a hint. It's in the Help forum by zzxx1.

The fact that no one has given me an answer to this easy problem leads me to believe that it's me and not the puzzle. :'(:'(:'( No one likes me:'(:'(:'(

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

lol

fred

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Awwwww!!!!

There once was an ark who was sad
Because everyone thouhgt his limerick was bad
He pouted and cried
and he finally died
when someone stepped on his nad.......