Liquor and Whores,
Liquor and Whores,
I like cigarettes and dope
And mustard and baloney
And liquor and whores.
I went down,
Drinkin at the Legion.
I met a girl,
She was pretty and pleasin'.
She said Hey Boy
We should do some marryin'.
Well I said Sure but before we do,
There's something that you should know....
Well I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
and mustard and baloney
and liquor and whores.....
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys-