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Right, that's it, I've had enough.

When other people repeat the same thing over and over again, it's called spamming the threads and people get banned for it.

Bowmann gets away with it, or he has until now.

Use this thread to highlight the mistakes of the biggest hypocritical pedant in the land. He does make mistakes you know.

Take, for instance, his use of the phrase "the basic rules of chess" - as in when he tells someone to learn them. I pressed him on it, and it turns out he means "the rules of chess". His non-basic rules aren't rules of chess. They are rules specific to this site.

I'm sure that Bowmann's oh-so-proper teacher of English told him that use of a superfluous adjective is very poor, but the little plonker just won't learn.

Lest anyone query whether this is truly a mistake on Bowmann's part, I suggest you judge him by the same standards he utilises when judging everyone else.

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His feet sometimes smell.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
His feet sometimes smell.
...not really the kind of thing I was aiming for, but good enough. NEXT!

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Originally posted by orfeo
...not really the kind of thing I was aiming for, but good enough. NEXT!
He coughs too loudly.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
He coughs too loudly.
How do you know these things anyway? Please don't tell me you (a) know him in real life, (b) are related to him or (c) are him.

I don't think I could take it, one of my favourite posters being linked to one of my least favourite.

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Originally posted by orfeo
How do you know these things anyway? Please don't tell me you (a) know him in real life, (b) are related to him or (c) are him.

I don't think I could take it, one of my favourite posters being linked to one of my least favourite.
Suddenly I'm your least favourite poster? You know what, butterflies are for girlymen.

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When he drinks, homosexual tendencies surface. Usually this wouldn't, in and of itself, bother me but in his case its not directed towards humans.

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Here is his full list of mistakes...

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That's it. He is forum perfection.

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Originally posted by orfeo
How do you know these things anyway? Please don't tell me you (a) know him in real life, (b) are related to him or (c) are him.

I don't think I could take it, one of my favourite posters being linked to one of my least favourite.
They are each other's evil twin.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Suddenly I'm your least favourite poster? You know what, butterflies are for girlymen.
Wrong way round, mate.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Here is his full list of mistakes...

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That's it. He is forum perfection.

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Right. And Dame Edna Everage is an actual Melbourne housewife who is close personal friends with the Queen.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Wrong way round, mate.
How cute....

*Vomits

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Originally posted by orfeo
Right. And Dame Edna Everage is an actual Melbourne housewife who is close personal friends with the Queen.
If I had my way I'd beat XNZ with a bag of soap bars.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
How cute....

*Vomits
Clean up after yourself on your way to the nearest exist. Thanks.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Wrong way round, mate.
Don't you comma mate me you semi-lawyer. Or should I say semi-lawyette?

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