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  1. Joined
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    24 Dec '12 17:11
    Seriously, how do people do it? I've been in Ireland now for 7 weeks with my GF still in Peru and it's miserable. Sure skype is there but it's no where near the same... how can you go out with someone and miss out on all the good things like rolling in drunk at 4am and falling into bed together?

    Lucky for me i only have to wait a few more weeks, possibly less depending on visas.
  2. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    24 Dec '12 17:13
    Hell, you got it bad my friend.

    I suggest you hang on to this one! 😉
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    24 Dec '12 17:15
    Originally posted by Trev33

    Seriously, how do people do it? I've been in Ireland now for 7 weeks with my GF still in Peru and it's miserable. Sure skype is there but it's no where near the same... how can you go out with someone and miss out on all the good things like rolling in drunk at 4am and falling into bed together?

    Lucky for me i only have to wait a few more weeks, possibly less depending on visas.
    Forget Trev. Imagine how 'your lady' feels!
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    24 Dec '12 17:17
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Forget Trev. Imagine how 'your lady' feels!
    No, no, you don't want him to start thinking that way.

    It is going to make him worst.
  5. Dublin Ireland
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    24 Dec '12 17:29
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Forget Trev. Imagine how 'your lady' feels!
    He's alone, no signal on the phone, whatever can he do?
    Empty life, empty bed, his girlfriends in Peru.
    You might have to wonder, was he a mighty catch?
    Did she plan her escape, what plan did she hatch?

    Trev is all alone now his heart is full of pain.
    What he thought was true love is now but a stain.
    She booked the airline tickets, made good her getaway.
    Now some Latin gaucho is bound to have his way.

    Take my advice and listen, this girl was not for you.
    She took the first opportunity to flee to old Peru.
    Now you must look elsewhere for comfort and solace,
    This romance is over, you cannot seek redress.

    Oh your heart is torn, but what now can you do?
    Women have their way you see to make a man feel blue.
    Don't be down, don't wear a frown, don't be in distress.
    There is another out there just waiting for your caress.
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    24 Dec '12 17:31
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    He's alone, no signal on the phone, whatever can he do?
    Empty life, empty bed, his girlfriends in Peru.
    You might have to wonder, was he a mighty catch?
    Did she plan her escape, what plan did she hatch?

    Trev is all alone now his heart is full of pain.
    What he thought was true love is now but a stain.
    She booked the airline tickets, made good ...[text shortened]... ear a frown, don't be in distress.
    There is another out there just waiting for your caress.
    😠
  7. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    24 Dec '12 17:44
    Originally posted by Trev33
    Seriously, how do people do it? I've been in Ireland now for 7 weeks with my GF still in Peru and it's miserable. Sure skype is there but it's no where near the same... how can you go out with someone and miss out on all the good things like rolling in drunk at 4am and falling into bed together?

    Lucky for me i only have to wait a few more weeks, possibly less depending on visas.
    I was apart from my wife for 7 months and routinely for a week + at a time (due to work). Beyond basic communication, the solution is a simple formula of excessive masturbation, working out, reading good books, drinking and playing the guitar (or some other hobby). I particularly like the guitar one because no matter how bad you are you can send her videos of you singing your little heart out to her. She'll love it or at least find it hilarious.
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    24 Dec '12 17:59
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I was apart from my wife for 7 months and routinely for a week + at a time (due to work). Beyond basic communication, the solution is a simple formula of excessive masturbation, working out, reading good books, drinking and playing the guitar (or some other hobby). I particularly like the guitar one because no matter how bad you are you can send her ...[text shortened]... eos of you singing your little heart out to her. She'll love it or at least find it hilarious.
    H. Don't. Don't. Just don't.


    I was going to do a rhyme about masturbation.

    I am trying hard to resist doing a rhyme about masturbation.


    But now you have brought it up...........if you'll pardon the pun.
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    24 Dec '12 18:09
    Love is just a phone call away.
  10. Dublin Ireland
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    24 Dec '12 18:15
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Love is just a phone call away.
    Not if she's not answering.
  11. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    24 Dec '12 18:24
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate

    I was apart from my wife for 7 months and routinely for a week + at a time (due to work). Beyond basic communication, the solution is a simple formula of excessive masturbation, working out, reading good books, drinking and playing the guitar (or some other hobby). I particularly like the guitar one because no matter how bad you are you can send her videos of you singing your little heart out to her. She'll love it or at least find it hilarious.
    "... excessive masturbation."

    Hand
    of Hecate, I'm shocked!
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  12. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    24 Dec '12 18:25
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    How pleasant that you're still here...
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    24 Dec '12 18:30
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Not if she's not answering.
    At this number they always answer the call.
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    24 Dec '12 18:49
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I was apart from my wife for 7 months and routinely for a week + at a time (due to work). Beyond basic communication, the solution is a simple formula of excessive masturbation, working out, reading good books, drinking and playing the guitar (or some other hobby). I particularly like the guitar one because no matter how bad you are you can send her ...[text shortened]... eos of you singing your little heart out to her. She'll love it or at least find it hilarious.
    Love the guitar idea, for sure she'd laugh her ass off. And obviously excessive masturbation... have actually been going to the gym a bit more than i usually would.

    7 months... hhmmm which leads to the following question, does it get easier after time? I mean short breaks of a week or so are easy and can help relationships but more than that and it gets difficult.
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    24 Dec '12 19:26
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Next time buy a tarty one... guys like a bit of slutiness every so often 😉

    Go on a holiday alone for a week or so Seitse 😉
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