Go back
Lost car.

Lost car.

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Has anybody seen my car?
Damned thing of it is, and I have no idea how this happened, but it appears that a dog may be running a pharmacy from the boot of the car with my wife, who apparently can no longer speak English, with a Chemist who has no arse???

I wouldn't normally be concerned, but my golf clubs are in the boot with them and I am playing tomorrow morning.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
Has anybody seen my car?
Damned thing of it is, and I have no idea how this happened, but it appears that a dog may be running a pharmacy from the boot of the car with my wife, who apparently can no longer speak English, with a Chemist who has no arse???

I wouldn't normally be concerned, but my golf clubs are in the boot with them and I am playing tomorrow morning.
Hate when that happens.

P-

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hate when that happens.

P-
Totally understandable, slightly awkward though, but I understand he is bloody nice chap, can't be helped I suppose.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
Has anybody seen my car?
Damned thing of it is, and I have no idea how this happened, but it appears that a dog may be running a pharmacy from the boot of the car with my wife, who apparently can no longer speak English, with a Chemist who has no arse???

I wouldn't normally be concerned, but my golf clubs are in the boot with them and I am playing tomorrow morning.
I think it is where you left it.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
Has anybody seen my car?
Damned thing of it is, and I have no idea how this happened, but it appears that a dog may be running a pharmacy from the boot of the car with my wife, who apparently can no longer speak English, with a Chemist who has no arse???

I wouldn't normally be concerned, but my golf clubs are in the boot with them and I am playing tomorrow morning.
Achille has left Alain's after-shave in Alabama. The Baron will pick it up in exchange for Butch's golf clubs, to be delivered by Conan. Donkeyman, Edward and Faust will bring up the rear assuming that the Gardener has finished pruning the roses.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
Totally understandable, slightly awkward though, but I understand he is bloody nice chap, can't be helped I suppose.
Perhaps when you find it he will have cleaned it for you?

You're such a slob.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Perhaps when you find it he will have cleaned it for you?

You're such a slob.
The day I clean anything will be a cold day in hell.

Excellent game of golf this morning, I ran out of shotgun cartridges by the 11th hole though.

Vote Up
Vote Down

I went to college late in life..spring semester senior yr got really drunk on something called comacausies(sp) left the bar and discovered I had lost my van..drove around asking everybody where my van was and nobody knew..after a hour or so I was really upset and did not know what to tell my wife happened to the van so i decided to go home and worry about it in the morning...morning came and I was suprised to find someone had driven my van home..never did find out who