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After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).
How did you misplace keys in the fridge?
There has to be a story there.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).
Always drive with your brights on?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
How did you misplace keys in the fridge?
There has to be a story there.
Perhaps he/she eats out a lot and the fridge is for food storage so it kinda makes sense to leave your keys there right?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
How did you misplace keys in the fridge?
There has to be a story there.
No, it just happens. Probably while bringing in food or beverages from the store.

I tried to find my story from some 4 5 years back where my keys also ended up in the fridge. Might be unsearchable and in the PFC or something.

Wait... perhaps there's a link to the thread IN MY FRIDGE!~

P-

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I mislay my things so frequently that searching (and finding very interesting things I forgot I had) is brightening my days reghularly

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Originally posted by Ponderable
I mislay my things so frequently that searching (and finding very interesting things I forgot I had) is brightening my days reghularly
In your "line of work" would forgetfulness not be a liability?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
In your "line of work" would forgetfulness not be a liability?
Strangest place I found something that I had lost was in the 'Lost and Found office, in Liverpool."

But I am a scouser. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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I have been thinking of setting up a world wide web of lost and found. Would require a lot of legality, regarding wives, virginity etc.

But heck of a www.lostnfound. com................

DHL supply and reply.

Easy peasy. Copyright here. mikes1unisa.lost@live.cum....... as if I'd give you a venture such. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).
I lost my cell phone one morning (found it by calling it on one of the kids' phones, but after much high-and-low/retracing of movements/franticness. The ONLY place I'd had it with me was in my not-overly large bedroom, but couldn't find it anywhere through normal avenues.

There it was, across the bedroom, at the bottom of the closet a good 15' from where I'd thrown it whilst sleeping. Must have been some dream.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
No, it just happens. Probably while bringing in food or beverages from the store.

I tried to find my story from some 4 5 years back where my keys also ended up in the fridge. Might be unsearchable and in the PFC or something.

Wait... perhaps there's a link to the thread IN MY FRIDGE!~

P-
There has to be a song there.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).
you'll be wearing Depends next

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After several hours of searching I finally found my keys... in the fridge. I rarely ever lose stuff, but, when I do the end result is much like what I imagine having an Easter egg hunt with a bunch of retarded children to be like.

What's the strangest place you've found your "stuff" after losing it?

The first person that describes losing their virginity gets a punch in the d*ck (or suitable equivalent thereof).
I once left the remote in the fridge...cripes I'm lame😳

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
you'll be wearing Depends next
He'd lose them.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Always drive with your brights on?
Why do you even post in response to my threads. I thought I'd been clear that my loathing for you is exceeded only by my lust for drunken debauchery. Please be so kind as to get stuffed.


Originally posted by Phlabibit
No, it just happens. Probably while bringing in food or beverages from the store.

I tried to find my story from some 4 5 years back where my keys also ended up in the fridge. Might be unsearchable and in the PFC or something.

Wait... perhaps there's a link to the thread IN MY FRIDGE!~

P-
You were driving 4 5 years ago?