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Originally posted by 7ate9
[b]I don't know. The other day I was cutting my hair with the clippers and had my shirt off. Mama goes, "look at those muscles".
"Go away mama!" 😳. How can I love my mama, when she opens her mouth like that??

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just reply with something like, 'nice rack, mama'. she won't do it again...πŸ˜²πŸ™„πŸ˜› of course, the downside is that she might suggest it is time at long last for you to move out on your own...

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Originally posted by 7ate9
I don't know. The other day I was cutting my hair with the clippers and had my shirt off. Mama goes, "look at those muscles".
"Go away mama!" 😳. How can I love my mama, when she opens her mouth like that??

What's some of the embarrassing things your mama has done to you?
She knows how fragile your ego is about your weak, scrawny body, and was trying to build you up. Poor baby...

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Originally posted by 7ate9
Ha! She's trying to give me a false ego I don't need.
Maybe she was lonely.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
Maybe she is an alien from a galaxy far far away. What do you think?
I think you should buy yourself a knife and start planning the wedding, Oedipus.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
It's funny what chess players look at so often. The sickest parts of their minds.
Well, it was either that or insinuate that you were shaving your back and make a monkey joke. I thought it would be nice to bring a bit culture to this thread with a reference to classical Greek literature.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
I don't know. The other day I was cutting my hair with the clippers and had my shirt off. Mama goes, "look at those muscles".
"Go away mama!" 😳. How can I love my mama, when she opens her mouth like that??

What's some of the embarrassing things your mama has done to you?
Just look in rhp faces my mother posted the pictures of me in there
she's a nightmare for embarrassing me all the time.
But she's a good mum and a real laugh.πŸ˜žπŸ™‚

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Originally posted by 7ate9
I don't know. The other day I was cutting my hair with the clippers and had my shirt off. Mama goes, "look at those muscles".
"Go away mama!" 😳. How can I love my mama, when she opens her mouth like that??

What's some of the embarrassing things your mama has done to you?
fail to see the embarrassing part.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
Well give us the link, make your mama proud! πŸ™‚.
http://tinyurl.com/j7npl

scroll down....keep going......wait for it.......BAM!

LOL.....A mom who knows her job. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by mokko
http://tinyurl.com/j7npl

scroll down....keep going......wait for it.......BAM!

LOL.....A mom who knows her job. πŸ˜‰
LMAO you bet i do, the best was when i turned up at his works on his 18 birthday with a male stripper he went mad 😡😡😡