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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.


@torunn said
Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.
And Shekels.

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@the-gravedigger said
I have got the best love money can buy.
"It's a business doing pleasure with you", said the prostitute.

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@torunn said
"It's a business doing pleasure with you", said the prostitute.
πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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@torunn said
That's true but where is he...?
He was golfing 🏌️‍♂️love that game…it was Sunday morning.πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ‘πŸ˜‰


@great-big-stees said
He was golfing 🏌️‍♂️love that game…it was Sunday morning.πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ‘πŸ˜‰
I love Canasta but not Sunday mornings. πŸ™‚


@torunn said
I love Canasta but not Sunday mornings. πŸ™‚
Perhaps, maybe, 1:00 a.m.? πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ‘


@great-big-stees said
Perhaps, maybe, 1:00 a.m.? πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ‘
Between 3 pm until 10 pm usually which includes wine, cards, dinner, cards, snacks, wine - in that order.


@torunn said
Between 3 pm until 10 pm usually which includes wine, cards, dinner, cards, snacks, wine - in that order.
It’s too hot to play any time after about 9 or 9:30a.m. here.πŸ˜²πŸ‘πŸŒπŸ»‍♂️

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@torunn said
I love Canasta but not Sunday mornings. πŸ™‚
As a kid and teenager I use to play a lot of Canasta. I really enjoyed the game. I've probably forgotten a lot of the rules and wild cards. I remember 2 packs of cards are used.

-VR


Wild Love

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@very-rusty said
As a kid and teenager I use to play a lot of Canasta. I really enjoyed the game. I've probably forgotten a lot of the rules and wild cards. I remember 2 packs of cards are used.

-VR
There are different sets of rules, it's an old game I guess. But the ones we use include two packs of cards, wild cards (so welcome), opening at 50, 90 or 120, one canasta needed to end the round. Game finished at 5,000. πŸ™‚


A sweet woman telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The woman in her weak, tremulous voice: "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The woman: "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The woman: "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything."
TRUE STORY


@torunn said
Physician, Dr. Cohen,
TRUE STORY
No, racist USAnian joke.


@shallow-blue said
No, racist USAnian joke.
Have you had a knock to the head?