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Doug Stanhope

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Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
the culprit is a man.

Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.

How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
to learn to live with?

Discuss.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
the culprit is a man.

Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.

How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
to learn to live with?

Discuss.
Say, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?

Read a book!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Say, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?
If I give my shart to you
Will you handle it with care?

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The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.

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Originally posted by whodey
The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
Amateur.

Windows on lock.
Release the beast.
Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
If I give my shart to you
Will you handle it with care?
If I can handle it at all.

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Originally posted by whodey
The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
This explains so much. If there is any post that epitomizes your MO on RHP, it's this.

Doug Stanhope

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You see. It's a guy thing.

Doug Stanhope

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I already love this thread 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
I already love this thread 🙂
I think it is full of hot air.

😞

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Amateur.

Windows on lock.
Release the beast.
Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.
And then look over with a wry smile. Very well played.

Yes, if only I had the window lock feature. 😞

Doug Stanhope

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Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.
Can't say I have.

Sorry, that sounds a little too gay for me.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.
({{Sick, Sir}}}

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There's just something about a good fart. 😉