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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    25 Mar '16 11:21
    Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
    in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
    the culprit is a man.

    Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
    a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.

    How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
    to learn to live with?

    Discuss.
  2. Unknown Territories
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    25 Mar '16 16:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
    in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
    the culprit is a man.

    Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
    a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.

    How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
    to learn to live with?

    Discuss.
    Say, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?
  3. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    25 Mar '16 18:00
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Say, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?
    If I give my shart to you
    Will you handle it with care?
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    25 Mar '16 18:022 edits
    The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

    It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
  5. Unknown Territories
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    25 Mar '16 18:26
    Originally posted by whodey
    The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

    It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
    Amateur.

    Windows on lock.
    Release the beast.
    Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
    Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
    Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.
  6. Unknown Territories
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    25 Mar '16 18:26
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    If I give my shart to you
    Will you handle it with care?
    If I can handle it at all.
  7. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    25 Mar '16 18:31
    Originally posted by whodey
    The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.

    It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
    This explains so much. If there is any post that epitomizes your MO on RHP, it's this.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    25 Mar '16 18:46
    You see. It's a guy thing.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    25 Mar '16 18:46
    I already love this thread 🙂
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    25 Mar '16 18:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I already love this thread 🙂
    I think it is full of hot air.

    😞
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    25 Mar '16 20:23
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Amateur.

    Windows on lock.
    Release the beast.
    Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
    Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
    Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.
    And then look over with a wry smile. Very well played.

    Yes, if only I had the window lock feature. 😞
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    25 Mar '16 20:40
    Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

    It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.
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    25 Mar '16 21:081 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

    It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.
    Can't say I have.

    Sorry, that sounds a little too gay for me.
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    25 Mar '16 23:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Did any of you ever forced a friend or small brother to smoke one's farts?

    It was lots of fun. To wrestle with the end aim of fumigating the opponent.
    ({{Sick, Sir}}}
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    25 Mar '16 23:27
    There's just something about a good fart. 😉
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