Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
the culprit is a man.
Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.
How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
to learn to live with?
Discuss.
Originally posted by SeitseSay, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?
Let's be honest here: farting is lots of fun, both in practice and
in theory (when joking), but it is only so when among men or if
the culprit is a man.
Women? Big no no. It is considered disgusting, unappealing, and
a huge sign of vulgar, low origins.
How can we change this? Or is it a fact of life which we just have
to learn to live with?
Discuss.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHIf I give my shart to you
Say, guyz and gallons: what say we write a screenplay about a lone brave woman who takes a stand against the tyranny of (female) fart suppression, courageously pushing against societal standards, even if it leads to the dreaded shart?
Will you handle it with care?
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The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.
It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
Originally posted by whodeyAmateur.
The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.
It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
Windows on lock.
Release the beast.
Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.
Originally posted by whodeyThis explains so much. If there is any post that epitomizes your MO on RHP, it's this.
The most fun I have is when in a car with someone. If the weather is bad and the windows are up, the silent ones are the most fun and the most deadly.
It just hits them out of the blue and there is no where to run. The best they can hope for is to find the window handle/button as quickly as possible and then see how much hypothermia they can endure.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHAnd then look over with a wry smile. Very well played.
Amateur.
Windows on lock.
Release the beast.
Let it ferment... one... two... three... "What the!?!"
Crack but one window, no more than 1/2 inch: theirs.
Let the sweet, sweet pungent ass-aroma waft slowly past their nostrils.
Yes, if only I had the window lock feature. 😞
