Originally posted by expuddlepirateThat penguin was actually a crdible source, hidden ny NASA and the CIA. They hid him because he said the man with the strong arm stuck his flag up the jacksy of a clanger. The clangers do exist! Do do do a be be be do do 😠
This isn't that theory put forth by some penguin is it?
Originally posted by mikelomI take Wallace and Grommet's word on this. As that penguin was a KNOWN criminal and nothing he says can be trusted.
That penguin was actually a crdible source, hidden ny NASA and the CIA. They hid him because he said the man with the strong arm stuck his flag up the jacksy of a clanger. The clangers do exist! Do do do a be be be do do 😠
Originally posted by expuddlepirateTrust me, I was there! One can indeed breathe on the moon, single handedly. It takes practice to bend and retract the stomach so that the head can extend past the goolies to a breathing position, accessible via the anus. One exhales powefully into one's own butt, blows up hard, and awaits a response. When the bowel burps, a little, one gets ready to inhale the fart. It wreaks slightly, in the beginning, but one inhales and repeats the process, blowing the inhaled air back up the tract. It wreaks more after about 12 times, but like coffee, beomes and acquired taste. It has kept many a clanger and missing man alive on that white orbiting satellite for eons! 😉
I take Wallace and Grommet's word on this. As that penguin was a KNOWN criminal and nothing he says can be trusted.
Originally posted by mikelomIt's like a rebreather!
Trust me, I was there! One can indeed breathe on the moon, single handedly. It takes practice to bend and retract the stomach so that the head can extend past the goolies to a breathing position, accessible via the anus. One exhales powefully into one's own butt, blows up hard, and awaits a response. When the bowel burps, a little, one gets ready to inhale t ...[text shortened]... It has kept many a clanger and missing man alive on that white orbiting satellite for eons! 😉