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Major Theater Company / Italians WANTED

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Pref. 19 to 30 y/o. Min. 1.60 meters and max. 90 kilos.
Hair style and looks not important. Good health an asset (not mental).

* They must master the art of crawling on the grass, pretending a huge pain.
* It must be capable of making the "why me?" face.
* Ability to punch cowardly the rivals while nobody is looking.
* Screaming technique is an asset.
* No shame required -Must be able to remain 30 out of 90 minutes rolling on the floor.

NOTE.- If your last name is Gattuso, you are encouraged to apply.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Pref. 19 to 30 y/o. Min. 1.60 meters and max. 90 kilos.
Hair style and looks not important. Good health an asset (not mental).

* They must master the art of crawling on the grass, pretending a huge pain.
* It must be capable of making the "why me?" face.
* Ability to punch cowardly the rivals while nobody is looking.
* Screaming technique is an asset. ...[text shortened]... tes rolling on the floor.

NOTE.- If your last name is Gattuso, you are encouraged to apply.
I only saw the first half and was impressed the way they were playing (both teams) in a sportsmanlike manner (also the ref letting them get on with it). I assume from your post that the second half wasn't the same?

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Originally posted by stevetodd
I only saw the first half and was impressed the way they were playing (both teams) in a sportsmanlike manner (also the ref letting them get on with it). I assume from your post that the second half wasn't the same?
A few good minutes don't change the usual technique. The more I see 'sparks' of their quality, the more I hate they hide it behind horrible playing... since many years ago 😠

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Originally posted by Seitse
A few good minutes don't change the usual technique. The more I see 'sparks' of their quality, the more I hate they hide it behind horrible playing... since many years ago 😠

Feel like applying for the job? We offer a great compensation package! including the "Totti Guide for Mature Speaking and Manners"

😛
No sorry I don't fit the profile in any way, I prefer it to be a man's game rather than ballerina's competing in a sissy competition of who get's hurt most easily

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Originally posted by stevetodd
No sorry I don't fit the profile in any way, I prefer it to be a man's game rather than ballerina's competing in a sissy competition of who get's hurt most easily
Oh, sorry, you don't qualify for the position then... hey, but I may
share with you a contact within the Argentinian national team!

they are looking for bench players manly enough to start a fight after
being defeated... you must be ugly, have a terrible hair do, and lack
any morals or sportmanship

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh, sorry, you don't qualify for the position then... hey, but I may
share with you a contact within the Argentinian national team!

they are looking for bench players manly enough to start a fight after
being defeated... you must be ugly, have a terrible hair do, and lack
any morals or sportmanship

🙂
lol sorry I think I must be between the 2 profiles, where sport can be manly but also played in a sportsmanlike fashion (with respect for your opponent)

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Originally posted by Seitse
Pref. 19 to 30 y/o. Min. 1.60 meters and max. 90 kilos.
Hair style and looks not important. Good health an asset (not mental).

* They must master the art of crawling on the grass, pretending a huge pain.
* It must be capable of making the "why me?" face.
* Ability to punch cowardly the rivals while nobody is looking.
* Screaming technique is an asset. ...[text shortened]... tes rolling on the floor.

NOTE.- If your last name is Gattuso, you are encouraged to apply.
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!