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Originally posted by martin williams
Here's a tip kiddies.
If you're gonna play with chillies, always put a toilet roll in the fridge, ready for the morning after!
While your in the frig getting the TP... grab the sour cream too.....

A li'l dab will do ya!



I'm not sure how to make Nuclear Buffalo wings... I assume you just put way to much hot sauce on them!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
While your in the frig getting the TP... grab the sour cream too.....

A li'l dab will do ya!



I'm not sure how to make Nuclear Buffalo wings... I assume you just put way to much hot sauce on them!

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You need to microwave them to near instant death temperatures too 🙂

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Originally posted by ehehehe
I eat raw habaneros, the hottest chili pepper on the planet, nuff said
I've won a handful of bets from people that doubted that I could do the same!

I prefer raw habaneros on a sandwich...Jalapenos are too weak...

The sad part nowadays is.....I haven't eaten anything in a couple years that was even mildly hot to me. 🙁 It's a shame really, because I love spicy stuff and I must have "burnt" those taste buds into retirement.

--tmetzler

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Christ, you guys are more 'man' than me...

I can barely eat jalapenos.

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A few years back, when I was taking drum lessons with an Italian, he started slipping me tiny chili peppers that he grew at home. They were a little smaller than your baby finger, but they were hot. So after a while I got used to them, and started thinking I was hot stuff. "What? You're not going to put hot sauce on your milkshake? What a poseur."

So my brother and I (who had been indoctrinated as well) went to the supermarket to get a few different kinds of peppers to see which one was hottest and which one tasted best (my brother is an accomplished amateur chef). Of course we had to ask for some advice first, lest our $6.00 go to waste. So my teacher related this little parable: "Habaneros are the hottest. My father used to love eating hot peppers. He loved it even more than me! Peppers on eggs, peppers on chicken, peppers on ice cream, you get the idea. Then one day he came across a habanero pepper, and decided to eat it raw. So he put the whole thing in his mouth. Well, his face started turning red, and his tongue swelled up. He ran down to the beach and threw himself on the ground, and prayed to God to let him live. And you know what? God let him live. But my father blew out his a**h*le with the spice, so now he has an iron ring with a spring so he can cut off his sh*t when he sh*ts. An iron ring, how 'bout that?"

So we bought a habanero. And a few other kinds of peppers, too. We tried a bunch on the way home from the supermarket and had to pull over to the side of the road because we were crying. But when we got home, my brother took a big bite of the habanero. His face turned red, and his tongue swelled up, and he drank a big glass of milk to cool off. Unfortunately, some of the milk curdled and he puked, so we had red cottage cheese on the floor.

The moral of the story is: you're all beautiful in your own way.

Amen.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Wasabi... hmmm. I do think it has a slight 'bite'... but does nothing for me. Don't care for it, have not had it more than 3 or 4 times.

Here is how I rate things.


Super Hot
Hot
Girl Scout Hot
Baby Hot.

Wasabit is 'baby hot'.

Most buffalo wings are 'girl scout hot'.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendie's is actually hot, belie ...[text shortened]... unger brother just told me about it a couple weeks back and it did work once.

Go figure!

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You think the Wendy's Spicy Chicken is "hot"? I guess so. I think this is only in California but there is a chain of a little more upscale fast food mexican restaurants called "Baha Fresh" that has some pretty damn hot salsa....singes my nose hairs.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
You think the Wendy's Spicy Chicken is "hot"? I guess so. I think this is only in California but there is a chain of a little more upscale fast food mexican restaurants called "Baha Fresh" that has some pretty damn hot salsa....singes my nose hairs.
Wendy's spicy chicken seems to be 'sneak attack' hot... seems to build up. I don't eat tomatoes, and I pick half the lettuce off the sandwich... so it might be a bit hotter for me than most.

It's fast food, who would expect it to be hot? Just is, I think.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit

Here is how I rate things.


Super Hot
Hot
Girl Scout Hot
Baby Hot.

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interesting view of babies, phlabibit
for me it goes:

not hot
hot
very hot
extremely hot
the very hottest thing
baby hot

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
You think the Wendy's Spicy Chicken is "hot"? I guess so. I think this is only in California but there is a chain of a little more upscale fast food mexican restaurants called "Baha Fresh" that has some pretty damn hot salsa....singes my nose hairs.
Actually,
Baha Fresh has expanded across the nation...I've eaten at them in Missouri and Tennessee. I think I even saw one in Florida recently..

That is some tasty salsa...I miss their veggie burritos....They have some of the best "white person mexican food"....NO LARD...

--tmetzler

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Anything so small, so flavorful as chilis that stimulate endorphin production is a thing of beauty, really.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Actually,
Baha Fresh has expanded across the nation...I've eaten at them in Missouri and Tennessee. I think I even saw one in Florida recently..

That is some tasty salsa...I miss their veggie burritos....They have some of the best "white person mexican food"....NO LARD...

--tmetzler
So have you tried their hot salsa? Do you think its hot? I do. Yeah it's not bad for white Mexican food 🙂

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
So have you tried their hot salsa? Do you think its hot? I do. Yeah it's not bad for white Mexican food 🙂
Tried it? Hell I bet I've downed a gallon it of it over a couple years. Used to eat there at LEAST once a week, when I lived in So. Cal...

It'd call it less "spicy" and more "tangy" it has a very nice flavor to it; but the the "heat" factor isn't anything near what you can find in some of the hole in the wall taco shops of So. Cal....

Man now I want a GOOD burrito....and sadly they don't exist around me in florida....

Carne Asada take me away.....

--tmetzler

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WHat a bunch of sissies! Instead of a nipple on my baby bottle, I had a jalapeno! Iwas rasied on all kinds of peppers, the hotter the better. Eggs aren't eggs until they are slathered inpicante sauce. We have chili piquenos growing wiold in the yard. Once a week I collect them and make salsa. Fried chicken is always eaten with whole peppers. AS a matter of fact, everything is eaten with whole peppers.
The one bad thing is, it do tinle a bit the next morning......😀

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During Y2K I bought a bottle of sauce for my colleague called something like Y2K Chilli and subtitled "Armageddon in a Bottle". I still think it's funny 8-)

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
WHat a bunch of sissies! Instead of a nipple on my baby bottle, I had a jalapeno! Iwas rasied on all kinds of peppers, the hotter the better. Eggs aren't eggs until they are slathered inpicante sauce. We have chili piquenos growing wiold in the yard. Once a week I collect them and make salsa. Fried chicken is always eaten with whole peppers. AS a mat ...[text shortened]... is eaten with whole peppers.
The one bad thing is, it do tinle a bit the next morning......😀
What are you alluding to there, missy? Rectum rellenos? Chili con Chachi?

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