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Making up in the morning

Making up in the morning

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Originally posted by @captain-strange
Into town strode the young apathist
He was looking for a tobacconist
I said why do you smoke
It will just make you croak
He said its because I'm a masochist
I feel like making sure my door is locked.

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Originally posted by @apathist
I feel like making sure my door is locked.
Always do that old chum

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Originally posted by @captain-strange
Always do that old chum
Okay. Spent most of my life in a rural area, meaning not in a city. It is normal to not lock doors here. On the other hand we have guns and like to use them. Don't take that wrong.

I just traded a pellet gun for some chewing gum. Not sure what that means. Well, I like chewing gum.

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Ok Guys calm down before someone has a heart attack. You are all getting too old for all this bickering!!! 😛 😉

-VR

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Couple minutes on pornhub. Am okay now. How are you?

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Originally posted by @apathist
Couple minutes on pornhub. Am okay now. How are you?
Did you forget about real women and real sex?

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
Did you forget about real women and real sex?
Not quite. Tired of the drama though.

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This might be a good time to say. Prostitution should not be illegal. This isn't about me.

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It's getting real hot here in Hawaii...and I'm not talking about from the Sun.😲😕

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Originally posted by @apathist
Okay. Spent most of my life in a rural area, meaning not in a city. It is normal to not lock doors here. On the other hand we have guns and like to use them. Don't take that wrong.

I just traded a pellet gun for some chewing gum. Not sure what that means. Well, I like chewing gum.
And chewing gum is a lot softer to chew than 177 pellets.