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Yes, indeed, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz wants you to have a very merry Christmas,
and thus he invites you to celebrate it by visiting your local cleaning products
provider.

While you're at it, make sure to get the best chloride available and use it to wash
your bathroom well, shiny and spotless. The joys and benefits of a clean WC are
at the reach of your fingertips. When you place your rear on an odorless, white
as snow potty, and spread the pages of that magazine --as your butt cheeks also
perform a similar movement to release the precious cargo--, relax. Enjoy.

Last but not least, remember that a home free of malicious bacteria is the first
step towards a healthy life. And health is a treasure so valuable that losing it
makes life less enjoyable.

Do it!

http://tinyurl.com/ycjkqeg

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, indeed, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz wants you to have a very merry Christmas,
and thus he invites you to celebrate it by visiting your local cleaning products
provider.

While you're at it, make sure to get the best chloride available and use it to wash
your bathroom well, shiny and spotless. The joys and benefits of a clean WC are
at the reach of yo ...[text shortened]... so valuable that losing it
makes life less enjoyable.

Do it!

http://tinyurl.com/ycjkqeg
Do be sure to use an ammonia pre-wash to give those nasty bacteria the double-whammy.

😛

DISCLAIMER: Don't try this at home, folks.

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There is nothing better than a double-whammy, in-your-face, mano-a-mano
face off with the bacteria, armed with ammonia and chloride. And a special mask.

Unleash hell on that bacteria's turf. It's your place. Not the bacteria's

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Originally posted by Seitse
There is nothing better than a double-whammy, in-your-face, mano-a-mano
face off with the bacteria, armed with ammonia and chloride. And a special mask.

Unleash hell on that bacteria's turf. It's your place. Not the bacteria's
Lysol! Lysol! Lysol!

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Originally posted by Blackamp
Lysol! Lysol! Lysol!
Lysol is for douchebags. Leave it to the one trick ponies.

We, men against bacteria, use chloride and ammonia.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Lysol is for douchebags. Leave it to the one trick ponies.

We, men against bacteria, use chloride and ammonia.
you mean, i can't gargle with it anymore?:'(

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Originally posted by Blackamp
you mean, i can't gargle with it anymore?:'(
Thou shalt not polish thee knob with Lysol.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Thou shalt not polish thee knob with Lysol.
i don't think i'm ready to use ammonia and chloride for that!😲

i usually don't wear a special mask either.😲😲

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i don't think i'm ready to use ammonia and chloride for that!😲

i usually don't wear a special mask either.😲😲
Rage against the bacteria, my brotha from a different motha, rage against the bacteria.