Man united

Walking home late last night I saw a Man united season ticket nailed to a tree.....I thought I am having that...…..


yeah you can never have enough nails.

Why do they put out a sack of manure at Man Utd weddings?

- To keep the flies off of the bride.

a man united fan turns up at the pearly gates

st peter opens them dressed in dressed in the Liverpool kit


sorry he says no man u fans allowed in here


he replies but peter I am a good kind man only last week I donate £10 to 3 different charities

peter looks kindly at him and walks away

half an hour later peter returns and tells the man he had just had a chat with god

peter said good news my man here is your £30 quid back now

F##K OFF

-Removed-

@badradger said
Walking home late last night I saw a Man united season ticket nailed to a tree.....I thought I am having that...…..


yeah you can never have enough nails.