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Marc Bolan is the sexiest human ever

Marc Bolan is the sexiest human ever

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I couldn't find my T-rex thread (which obviously disappointed me to the brink of tears), but last night I got to watch a T-rex concert and I swear to Bob (Dylan) that if I was a woman I'd have to say that Marc Bolan (the singer of T-rex) is the sexiest thing ever to have walked the earth.

In fact, if he wasn't dead, I'd probably turn gay.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I couldn't find my T-rex thread (which obviously disappointed me to the brink of tears), but last night I got to watch a T-rex concert and I swear to Bob (Dylan) that if I was a woman I'd have to say that Marc Bolan (the singer of T-rex) is the sexiest thing ever to have walked the earth.

In fact, if he wasn't dead, I'd probably turn gay.
Turn?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Turn?

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You know you're in love with Bolan too...

"She's my women of gold and she's not very old, aha....
lalalalallala lalalalalalalal lalalala"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I couldn't find my T-rex thread (which obviously disappointed me to the brink of tears), but last night I got to watch a T-rex concert and I swear to Bob (Dylan) that if I was a woman I'd have to say that Marc Bolan (the singer of T-rex) is the sexiest thing ever to have walked the earth.

In fact, if he wasn't dead, I'd probably turn gay.
You probably wouldn't say that if you had to put up with his irritating face saying "I'll see you next week in the same Marc place on the same Marc channel at the same Marc time" after the kiddies show he used to do on the TV in the UK. I wasn't very old but I still wanted to smash him in the gob.

Some good tunes though, granted.

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Originally posted by Wheely
You probably wouldn't say that if you had to put up with his irritating face saying "I'll see you next week in the same Marc place on the same Marc channel at the same Marc time" after the kiddies show he used to do on the TV in the UK. I wasn't very old but I still wanted to smash him in the gob.

Some good tunes though, granted.
That must be Keith Chegwin you're talking about.
My Marc Bolan would never do kiddie programmes.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That must be Keith Chegwin you're talking about.
My Marc Bolan would never do kiddie programmes.
Sorry to do this to you mate but it was almost as bad as "Cheggers plays pop".

Oh god, now I really am starting to feel ill.

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There used to be this dude who busked in Manchester. He had his name changed by depol to Marc Bolan. He too, was a talentless idiot who foresaw his own death.