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a normal human endeavour
nothing to be ashamed of at all
embrace yer humanity, and masticate today
three times if possible

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Except in Scarborough.

It's illegal in Scarborough.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Except in Scarborough.

It's illegal in Scarborough.
But only at the fair.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
But only at the fair.
If you're planning on attending the fair sir, remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.

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Some people gobble when they masticate.

Chomping is not recommended.

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@diver said
Some people gobble when they masticate.

Chomping is not recommended.
Chomping is good often…at the bit.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
If you're planning on attending the fair sir, remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
You too?😡😲

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"a true love of mine"

that lil polyamorous lil gobbler was on everyone's menu

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
If you're planning on attending the fair sir, remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
I heard she was unfaithful. It was parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme were her true loves.

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Mastication is such an atavism. I rather have nutrient paste or chlorophyll genes (and a good glass of iced tea).