McDonalds Job Application.

Do you reckon this is sort of an "urban myth"?

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

So he did get the job ? That's great , I would have hired him .

McDonalds rejected me.

i sometimes wonder what their criteria is...i even had the long hair! i mean-isn't that sought after in McDonals employees?!?

Snopes to the rescue:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.htm
Sorry to kill the joke.

Originally posted by Varg
Snopes to the rescue:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.htm
Sorry to kill the joke.

and he got it without a batchelor of arts-wow tht something

I have a t-shirt that is a replica of the McDonalds employees unifrom, except where on the badge where the gold stars and the name are, mine says 'Under-Achiever'

I manage a Japanese restaurant and you would be surprised how honest people are on their application forms.

On the question: Why do you want work here?

I would say 50% of applicants put Money. 40% to learn about Japan or japanese food.

I immeadiately know which group are the most honest.

Originally posted by invigorate
I manage a Japanese restaurant and you would be surprised how honest people are on their application forms.

On the question: Why do you want work here?

I would say 50% of applicants put Money. 40% to learn about Japan or japanese food.

I immeadiately know which group are the most honest.