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post your meat hook crimes here.

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Originally posted by celticcountry
post your meat hook crimes here.
I'd like to gut you with a meat hook, does that count?

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Doesnt count.

start your own meat hook fantasy thread if you like.

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Bill Hooks to you! 😵

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I once stole a steak. I snagged it with a meat hook. I felt so guilty afterward that I ate it without A1 steak sauce.

A1 steak sauce: yeah, it's that important.

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Originally posted by celticcountry
post your meat hook crimes here.
I once butchered the entire population of a small, fledgling mid-European country in the period of a couple of minutes, thereby nullifying any chance of conflict between the countries whose lands it would have sprang from.

Does this make me a bad person?!

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i work as a butcher so i have too many meat hook stories
i do know if i want to snatch a bit of flesh a hook is a god send

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I pick my nose with a meat hook.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
I pick my nose with a meat hook.
Pick your nose and scratch your arxse...
Nah, scratch your nose and pick your arxse 😏

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Meat Hook Sodomy

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Where the hell is Meat Hook anyway?