Medical needed

I have just been gobbled up twice by a lioness, Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It wasn't that bad, was it?

You have sharp teeth, i have a seven inch scar to prove it

I'm still limping and my arm is in a cast. My belly wound is starting to
heal. But the doctor says I'll never have the use of my right hand
again. Joint the cripples that have suffered at Lioness's claws or fangs.
John
Lioness Cripple

You must bring meat to the board. Meat, I say. Oh, hell, she's
kicking my ass, too. Kirk

LOL, Unfortunately Lioness craves live human meat. Hi! Julia. Just
having fun.
John

Actually I was about to have success with a draw she offered me
though I was in an inferior position. You see, a man must know how
to use his special powers, sometimes known as exercising one's
strong pimp hand with one's wenches. I can't explain it, but it has
been known to work. First you must make them feel that you truly
understand them. Secondly, that no one understands them like you
do. Finally , let me come clean and say the women rule my house
and I really don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Apologies to
all who see through me. Kirk

I know the feeling! Beck runs the show around here...but after seeing
that pic...can you blame me for being #2 in my own home?

hehehehehe

Dave
Happily married and ruled

...have you tried rubbing her behind the ears? She may start to purr
and become distracted, then you have a chance. Maybe she'll be so
pleased w/ the petting that she'll offer a draw just before she
checkmates you.

Hey Franklin, you don't have to give the other guy's ideas. They are
smart enough to find it out on there own!
Lioness

Go ahead guys! I can take it.
Lioness

Julia,
Seems you dish it out more than you take it. :-)
John