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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his @ss while he is on fire.

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Sure you got it right?

Anyway, if it's what I think it is, it's pretty old news.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be ...[text shortened]... ted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his @ss while he is on fire.
You've met my wife then?

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be ...[text shortened]... ted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his @ss while he is on fire.
My "other half" claims to be unaffected by PMS - after many injuries, I have learnt to agree with her... 😀

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I am extremely fortunate in that my other half is easily cured by a bar of chocolate. To date I have not suffered any injuries whatsoever 🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
I am extremely fortunate in that my other half is easily cured by a bar of chocolate. To date I have not suffered any injuries whatsoever 🙂
Yeah, but she is now 20 stone 😛

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Originally posted by Varg
Yeah, but she is now 20 stone 😛
You calling my missus fat?

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Originally posted by Starrman
You calling my missus fat?
The smiley is a universal get-out...

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Is it?

you're an ass!😛

😉😀😉

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The present Mrs demonseed has very negligible changes to her personality during her menstrual cycle.

I am the hormonal moody one.

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I have found that men also suffer from a male version of PMS . Ours however stands for Pre Menstral Stupidity .
Female PMS can be spotted by her uttering indications of oversensitivity like "What the hell do you mean by that ?" .
Male PMS is marked by utterances of insensitivity like "Are those jeans fitting you a little tighter this week ? Are you gaining weight ?"

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Originally posted by Alcra
My "other half" claims to be unaffected by PMS - after many injuries, I have learnt to agree with her... 😀
sounds familier.

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Originally posted by Sariph00
Is it?

you're an ass!😛

😉😀😉
Good job you put those smileys or I would have asked you to step outside 😉