Mel Brooks Movie Quotes

"A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then e don't get no rolls.
I just made that up Myself."


>Robin Hood, Men in tights<

President Skroob: Sanders! Sanders! You gotta help me, I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions, I'm a president!

Spaceballs

BADGES? We don't need no stinking BADGES...

Of course the original was from first the book, then the movie Treasure of Sierra Madre and THEN to Blazing Saddles.

What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?

"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

History of the World, Part I (1981)

How you doing, KJ? Long time no see. 🙂

Originally posted by Suzianne
"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

History of the World, Part I (1981)

How you doing, KJ? Long time no see. 🙂

Jeez, I almost blew out my tea🙂 And no, that is not a quote🙂

"Could be worse"
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Originally posted by Suzianne
"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

History of the World, Part I (1981)

How you doing, KJ? Long time no see. 🙂

I liked that line too. Doing real good these days.
Hope all is well with you Suzianne

Sir Hadn't you better buckle up?
Oh buckle this! Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
mel Brooks

It's good to be the king!!!

Originally posted by KJCavalier
"A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then e don't get no rolls.
I just made that up Myself."


>Robin Hood, Men in tights<

Bart: What’s your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me….Jim.
Bart: OK Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don’t know. Play chess…screw…
Bart: Well... let’s play chess.

-Blazing Saddles

"The Jews are so poor, they have only one God!"

History of the World Part I