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Melania The Movie

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Anybody actually seen it?

There are reports the military has been pressured to go see it, because the public is staying away.



She "could be known as the most beautiful woman ever to crawl across cut glass to make a deal."

-- Bob Dylan


@moonbus said
Anybody actually seen it?

There are reports the military has been pressured to go see it, because the public is staying away.



She "could be known as the most beautiful woman ever to crawl across cut glass to make a deal."

-- Bob Dylan
Apparently not enough. Wonder if the military will “submit”?🤔

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@moonbus said
Anybody actually seen it?

There are reports the military has been pressured to go see it, because the public is staying away.



She "could be known as the most beautiful woman ever to crawl across cut glass to make a deal."

-- Bob Dylan
No, but there's a joke going around that Melania has been awarded a FIFA Oscar.


Well, it only played in 200 theaters but that will be expanded due to the success it had.
Let's not forget, this movie is a documentary. In that category, it has done very well.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
Well, it only played in 200 theaters but that will be expanded due to the success it had.
Let's not forget, this movie is a documentary. In that category, it has done very well.
I heard it was more of a advertisment.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
Well, it only played in 200 theaters but that will be expanded due to the success it had.
Let's not forget, this movie is a documentary. In that category, it has done very well.
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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Well, it only played in 200 theaters but that will be expanded due to the success it had.
Let's not forget, this movie is a documentary. In that category, it has done very well.
Yeah, like "This Is Spinal Tap" is a documentary.


One reviewer drubbed the Melania Movie "footage."


@moonbus said
Yeah, like "This Is Spinal Tap" is a documentary.


One reviewer drubbed the Melania Movie "footage."
So once again, it all depends on what side of the fence one is on.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
So once again, it all depends on what side of the fence one is on.
Well, first of all, never believe anything the Donald says; he's a pathological liar who routinely makes up numbers to suit his narrative. He's not above stuffing ballot boxes in swing states (remember the bogus Electors scheme?), so why wouldn't he inflate numbers for Melania Movie ticket sales, too?


Here's one article on the reviews:

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/melania-movie-ratings-audience-critic-scores-b2912745.html

It cannot seriously be called a documentary--it is A) transparently a vanity project which will appeal to a very narrow segment of his voter base; and B) Bezos currying favor with the administration.

Melania is nowhere near as popular with the American public as The Donald claims she is, and if she did not know that before, she will get a reality check soon enough. She's Epstein's slut, posed nude for GQ, screwed her way into a rich old pedo's bank account--no amount of makeup and designer hats is going to change that.


@moonbus said
Well, first of all, never believe anything the Donald says; he's a pathological liar who routinely makes up numbers to suit his narrative. He's not above stuffing ballot boxes in swing states (remember the bogus Electors scheme?), so why wouldn't he inflate numbers for Melania Movie ticket sales, too?


Here's one article on the reviews:

https://www.independent.co.uk/a ...[text shortened]... into a rich old pedo's bank account--no amount of makeup and designer hats is going to change that.
It explains why she stays married to that horrible man, I have been wondering about that.


i will NOT join in this pile on melania hatefulness

i just showered

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@rookie54 said
i will NOT join in this pile on melania hatefulness

i just showered
Good of you rookie.

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@Torunn said
It explains why she stays married to that horrible man, I have been wondering about that.
I hope she had a good lawyer who got him to sign a pre-nuptial agreement; Trump is a conman through and through, he'd dump her at the drop of a hat and leave her nothing, otherwise.


@moonbus said
I hope she had a good lawyer who got him to sign a pre-nuptial agreement; Trump is a conman through and through, he'd dump her at the drop of a hat and leave her nothing, otherwise.
Somehow I sense that Melania is the superior predator.


@rookie54 said

i just showered
Do you mark that on your calendar as I do?