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There was one badwolf who wasn’t quite sure. He’d been sunburnt. His sexuality wasn’t in the best of chex. Sometimes he’d have a slimjim and sometimes, when aroused, a FatCock. But he knew his needs.

The last plan didn’t go to plantationhouse. So he employed a new pawnhouse to work on his deliverance. He was adamante to have this finelythreaded and endrit. He had had his Phlababit impurity. But realfunky and ReallyOrnery was his need now. No body was gonna take the Mokko out of him. He was determined to cmsMaster his plan this time.

His last redknight was indeed a badmoon, unexpected. His pawnhandler had certainly pawnqueened him this avril, so septern now was a newnetalpha.

He walked, thinking alone, thinking ‘ yo I’m me’. He was, for an old man, feeling athousandyoung. But he was ill, morbius. Dr Strangelove had tired of him, he was a dyingstar.

Starmann yes he had been. Long times ago he was topbloke1, topman, a topbloke!
But he Fellgray, rocking. He was a felldancer. Opportunity of being starkey was no more. Gerrard76 had been a player, but wolfie was now doom doom. People had said to him many times please duck, but he met huck and got burns for being uzless. His epic was finished according to timeteller516.

But wolfs have a slight side, never on a downer and always upncomin upthere. They live in ice cold conditions, with balls like iron monkeys. Never sunburt, never afraid of a catfoodtim, but clever enough to always be aware of a bobski. Hide in wormwoods they do, out of human seitse, looking for pussypawn to make babis. There’s always a hidden killersnail though. Wolfie may be Big qil, but he aint no matchbox for lioness.

As ABBA said, the winner12 takes it all, the loser standing small, besides the victory…

There’s only one winner. And it aint moderationman with a quaise.

Russ?

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was one badwolf who wasn’t quite sure. He’d been sunburnt. His sexuality wasn’t in the best of chex. Sometimes he’d have a slimjim and sometimes, when aroused, a FatCock. But he knew his needs.

The last plan didn’t go to plantationhouse. So he employed a new pawnhouse to work on his deliverance. He was adamante to have this finelythreaded and endri ...[text shortened]... sides the victory…

There’s only one winner. And it aint moderationman with a quaise.

Russ?
nice, but how come you namecheck sunburnt twice. got a thing for her?😛

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
nice, but how come you namecheck sunburnt twice. got a thing for her?😛
Jealous?

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Originally posted by mikelom
Jealous?
absolutely.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
absolutely.
Pls tell me how I get iron monkey into a 3 paragraph story every week?....... unless I am writing about a friggin zoo! 🙁

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Originally posted by mikelom
Pls tell me how I get iron monkey into a 3 paragraph story every week?....... unless I am writing about a friggin zoo! 🙁
i was really impressed with the 'balls like iron monkeys' from this effort. i think that's the right imagery to be working with.

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was one badwolf who wasn’t quite sure. He’d been sunburnt. His sexuality wasn’t in the best of chex. Sometimes he’d have a slimjim and sometimes, when aroused, a FatCock. But he knew his needs.

The last plan didn’t go to plantationhouse. So he employed a new pawnhouse to work on his deliverance. He was adamante to have this finelythreaded and endri ...[text shortened]... sides the victory…

There’s only one winner. And it aint moderationman with a quaise.

Russ?
Wooo...I made the cut this time.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Wooo...I made the cut this time.
recs are welcome 😏

I aim to hit top spot each week with 15 or so for my friggin efforts! 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
recs are welcome 😏
And you're welcome. 🙂

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You've gone and "split your pants" now.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
nice, but how come you namecheck sunburnt twice. got a thing for her?😛
There were other nicks in the story? 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
There were other nicks in the story? 😕
nicks? who wrote the original? Anyway, I said next month, this is a testicles 1, 2, 3! before the biggie. I gotta test the water, said the missus after a red bath! 😏

Chill laar! 😛

All wil be revealed, esp when Nat appears! 😀😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was one badwolf who wasn’t quite sure. He’d been sunburnt. His sexuality wasn’t in the best of chex. Sometimes he’d have a slimjim and sometimes, when aroused, a FatCock. But he knew his needs.

The last plan didn’t go to plantationhouse. So he employed a new pawnhouse to work on his deliverance. He was adamante to have this finelythreaded and endri ...[text shortened]... sides the victory…

There’s only one winner. And it aint moderationman with a quaise.

Russ?
Hahahahaha.