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Menstruation is not a crime

Menstruation is not a crime

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All over the world women are menstruating. The term itself is fused with double standards, for example, why does it begin with the word men? I think it should begin with women, womenstruating, or even better, and more respectfully, ladystruating.

A ladystrual cycle is a recurring physiological change in a lady's body that is under the control of the reproductive hormone system and necessary for reproduction. Ladies cannot help but do this! Do not blame yourself for bleeding or you will only enter a mythical spiral of despair and gloom, ending only when you manage to spawn children or get cats.

We need to be educated about these things, I feel that for too long the ladies have suffered these cycles in silence and this is a game where nobody is a winner. You see! What's good for the goose! I've said 2 cents and I'm not going to beat about the bush any longer.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maenad

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maenad
You suck.

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What does it mean?

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But you didn't bleed like a stuck pig from your gentlemanpart every few weeks.

You don't know what it means.

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I'm sure you can find a slow-release drug of some sort to make you cranky for a few days a month and bleed from your arse.

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My friend, you know the Path to Enlightenment. Are you ready to tread it?

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You're so impractical. Much simpler would be a nice suppository (for the simulated bleeding); for the bad mood, you can simply weigh your achievements against your failures and contemplate your relative importance in the universe.

I'm going to copyright Sympathy Suppositories right now!

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Depo provera. 😀

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I don't believe I would have told that.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
All over the world women are menstruating. The term itself is fused with double standards, for example, why does it begin with the word men? I think it should begin with women, womenstruating, or even better, and more respectfully, ladystruating.

A ladystrual cycle is a recurring physiological change in a lady's body that is under the control of the re ...[text shortened]... s good for the goose! I've said 2 cents and I'm not going to beat about the bush any longer.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

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