Met the Queen today!

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nah mrs badger is small but perfectly formed. i hear yours has a face like a slapped arrs

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you shouldnt make any assumptions......especialy about a badger

@badradger said
you shouldnt make any assumptions......especialy about a badger

If it's a badger, I'm assuming it's a mustelid, and that it tends to live underground. If either of those are false, it's more likely to be a m00se.