Metallica and Skeeter

Originally posted by claretnblue
The bad boys of rock no more - I know I speak on behalf of all my clan, the mighty Metallica, when I say that:
We all love and respect you Skeeter, the first lady of RHP, so put your handbag down and join us on the dance floor. I requested the SugarHill Gang, now let's GETTTTTTT DOWNNNNNN!!!!

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip h ...[text shortened]... boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat . . . . . . . . . . .

I hope you excluded me.

Feivel

Originally posted by Feivel
I hope you excluded me.

Feivel

I shoulda guessed you wouldn't like the Sugarhill Gang, I asked the DJ to play a song for you, it's by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nose Burglers (takes me back to my days of scrumming down with the boys) . . Mr DJ cue "I have a dog . "
. . . .
. .
I have a dog his name is Fritz.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz.
EEE BY GUM!
I have a dog his name is Fritz,
And when he shits, he shits and shits,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM ME BOYS,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM.


I have a dog a big Great Dane.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a dog a big Great Dane.
EEE BY GUM!
I've got a dog a big Great Dane,
He wipes his bum and pulls the chain.
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM ME BOYS,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM

Originally posted by skeeter
Geez Feivel, you really need to get some toilet training - even for a dog!

skeeter😵

The dog bit me and chased me out of Metallica- bet it's got fleas too
🙂

Originally posted by claretnblue
The dog bit me and chased me out of Metallica- bet it's got fleas too
🙂

personally, i'd be more worrying if the dog's got rabies. fleas are kinda ok in comparison...

DISCLAMER: this was meant as a (rather bad) joke. i am not, by any means, suggesting Feivel (or any of the metallica clan) have rabies.

although if you do, -erm- wel, yeah...😕

Originally posted by genius
personally, i'd be more worrying if the dog's got rabies. fleas are kinda ok in comparison...

DISCLAMER: this was meant as a (rather bad) joke. i am not, by any means, suggesting Feivel (or any of the metallica clan) have rabies.

although if you do, -erm- wel, yeah...😕

LOL 🙂
what's a disclamer? I always eat shellfish with a toothpick