Originally posted by Danger Mouse
How old do you have to be to become middle aged and how do you know if you are having a crisis?
Well, the first step is the most difficult...
Step 1 - You must convince The Gods, or your God, or the gods, to tell you when you will die. Once you have that date, you divide in half and then you'll have your middle life - so you'll know exactly when it is.
Having a crisis over it shouldn't be considered until step 1 is complete.
Originally posted by turtlexAny Gods or Godesses out there? (apart from Sarah Michelle Geller)
Well, the first step is the most difficult...
Step 1 - You must convince The Gods, or your God, or the gods, to tell you when you will die. Once you have that date, you divide in half and then you'll have your middle life - so you'll know exactly when it is.
Having a crisis over it shouldn't be considered until step 1 is complete.
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