Mighty Internet

I.

Now, I don't won't to sound crazy but...

There is that guy... He is called Krishmushz, he is half alga/half bird... His legacy is falling... I mean, not just that he is falling from the sky, but he is falling and will fall for the rest of eternity.. Why ? Because he is hungry. Then we have a Plastic Monkey, King of The Universe. He is here before the Bing Bang - He comes in various colors and forms, btw, you can order him - www.plasticmonkeykingoftheuniversemadeofcheapPVC.com

Then one day, there it comes Mighty Banana and it says ; I have to go to Hollywood this instant, to make money selling my body to horny actors. But, it's only Banana, how to reach Australia the fastest way ? Concorde isn't working anymore. Boat... That's pretty slow and bad idea. E-mail !!!!

So, basically, Super Banana uploaded itself via USB stick and sent itself via mail.

Super Banana wrote wrong e-mail adress though so she was downloaded by an astronaut on a Russian space station.

Russian said ; "Well, at least is eatable" and ate the banana.



II.


Back down on Earth there was a Violin. Violin decided to write best violin concerto in the history of music. But the mighty cello said to the violin : WTF.. You are a violin, you can't write violin concerto... And in addition to that, violin is so out. Write instead something for me. Violin agreed and wrote a novel "How to lose 10 pounds in two years".

Later, she found a boyfriend. He was Actimel, it was a yoghurt, very mild tempered, good mannered and full of culture. Violin broke up with him stating that he needs some antibiotics first.




III.


Banana was already semi-digested in the astrunauts stomach. Superbanana was thinking ; maybe that wasn't so good idea. Since I am not regular banana (We are talking about superbanana here) I will go reverse the timeline and return back at home before I sent my self through E-mail.

S. Banana did that.

Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

****Silence****

Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

****Silence****

Knock, knock.
"WHO'S THERE??"
"Orange"
"Oh, that's better. Orange who?"
"Orange you glad banana went away?"

Originally posted by ivan2908
I.

Now, I don't won't to sound crazy but...

There is that guy... He is called Krishmushz, he is half alga/half bird... His legacy is falling... I mean, not just that he is falling from the sky, but he is falling and will fall for the rest of eternity.. Why ? Because he is hungry. Then we have a Plastic Monkey, King of The Universe. He is here before t ...[text shortened]... and return back at home before I sent my self through E-mail.

S. Banana did that.

How about both ??