I.
Now, I don't won't to sound crazy but...
There is that guy... He is called Krishmushz, he is half alga/half bird... His legacy is falling... I mean, not just that he is falling from the sky, but he is falling and will fall for the rest of eternity.. Why ? Because he is hungry. Then we have a Plastic Monkey, King of The Universe. He is here before the Bing Bang - He comes in various colors and forms, btw, you can order him - www.plasticmonkeykingoftheuniversemadeofcheapPVC.com
Then one day, there it comes Mighty Banana and it says ; I have to go to Hollywood this instant, to make money selling my body to horny actors. But, it's only Banana, how to reach Australia the fastest way ? Concorde isn't working anymore. Boat... That's pretty slow and bad idea. E-mail !!!!
So, basically, Super Banana uploaded itself via USB stick and sent itself via mail.
Super Banana wrote wrong e-mail adress though so she was downloaded by an astronaut on a Russian space station.
Russian said ; "Well, at least is eatable" and ate the banana.
II.
Back down on Earth there was a Violin. Violin decided to write best violin concerto in the history of music. But the mighty cello said to the violin : WTF.. You are a violin, you can't write violin concerto... And in addition to that, violin is so out. Write instead something for me. Violin agreed and wrote a novel "How to lose 10 pounds in two years".
Later, she found a boyfriend. He was Actimel, it was a yoghurt, very mild tempered, good mannered and full of culture. Violin broke up with him stating that he needs some antibiotics first.
III.
Banana was already semi-digested in the astrunauts stomach. Superbanana was thinking ; maybe that wasn't so good idea. Since I am not regular banana (We are talking about superbanana here) I will go reverse the timeline and return back at home before I sent my self through E-mail.
S. Banana did that.
