10 Jan 12
If you spill Indian ink on your sofa, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
If you have a hole in your sock, inside your shoe, and your boss sends you to a temple to represent your company and you have to take off your shoes, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
If you get marker pen on your shirt in a meeting, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
If you discover you lost your car keys, and the wife moans and says where did you last put them, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
Experience, old wives tales, all and sundry can give you a wide variety of knowledge from all members here.
If you don't know what to do...... put it here!
I have a prob with putting good ideas forwards, what do I do? Somebody has an answer
-m.
10 Jan 12
Originally posted by mikelomFlip the cushion
If you spill Indian ink on your sofa, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
If you have a hole in your sock, inside your shoe, and your boss sends you to a temple to represent your company and you have to take off your shoes, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
If you get marker pen on your shirt in a meeting, what do you do? Somebody has an answ ...[text shortened]...
I have a prob with putting good ideas forwards, what do I do? Somebody has an answer
-m.
Flip the sock
Wear the shirt backwards
Check the refrigerator for your keys
10 Jan 12
Originally posted by PhlabibitI shi-iited my keks when I thought it was just a fart.\
Flip the cushion
Flip the sock
Wear the shirt backwards
Check the refrigerator for your keys
I got home and took them off, before the wife saw.
Do I put them in the washing basket and deny knowledge of the fart, or do I dispose of them in the garbage so she doesn't encounter them?
Somebody has an answer?
-m. 😀
11 Jan 12
Originally posted by mikelomQuick get a load of wash going...extra bleach!😳
I shi-iited my keks when I thought it was just a fart.\
I got home and took them off, before the wife saw.
Do I put them in the washing basket and deny knowledge of the fart, or do I dispose of them in the garbage so she doesn't encounter them?
Somebody has an answer?
-m. 😀
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13 Jan 12
Originally posted by mikelomWash it immediately, or get it reupholstered.
If you spill Indian ink on your sofa, what do you do? Somebody has an answer
Seriously. If it's real India ink, there's no way to get a dried stain out. And I've tried - I dabble in calligraphy. Forget it. It won't budge. Anything which will get rid of India ink will also get rid of the original die on the sofa.
Richard
13 Jan 12
Originally posted by Shallow BlueI know mate. Been there, seen it done it.
Wash it immediately, or get it reupholstered.
Seriously. If it's real India ink, there's no way to get a dried stain out. And I've tried - I dabble in calligraphy. Forget it. It won't budge. Anything which will get rid of India ink will also get rid of the original die on the sofa.
Richard
I use stoned ink to make Chinese calligraphy.
I got some on a really really expensive shirt. I took it to the dry-cleaners, and they laughed. They showed me how to put it in the bin...... without words!
No way out of that one. 🙁
-m.