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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Friend: Want a sandwich?
Me: Sure!
Friend: Want mayo on that?
Me: Yeah!
Friend: Here you go.
Me: Is this Miracle Whip?
Ex-Friend: Yes.

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Are we trying to ban mayonaise now ???

This is getting depressing 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Are we trying to ban mayonaise now ???

This is getting depressing 😕
Miracle whip isn't mayonaise. It's sugar mixed with congealed lard.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Are we trying to ban mayonaise now ???

This is getting depressing 😕
Mayo - 🙂
Miracle Whip - 😠

We need to get this stuff into the trash.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Friend: Want a sandwich?
Me: Sure!
Friend: Want mayo on that?
Me: Yeah!
Friend: Here you go.
Me: Is this Miracle Whip?
Ex-Friend: Yes.

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My world has come to a crashing halt! How can anyone not love Miracle Whip? You're all taking the mickey out of me, right?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Mayo - 🙂
Miracle Whip - 😠

We need to get this stuff into the trash.

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If we're talking about processed mayonaise in a can, i'm with you buddy, but if we're talking about the whipped cream that you can spray all over the body of those you find edible. . . then we've got ourselves a situation here 😠

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If we're talking about processed mayonaise in a can, i'm with you buddy, but if we're talking about the whipped cream that you can spray all over the body of those you find edible. . . then we've got ourselves a situation here 😠
Miracle Whip comes in a jar like may... but it is sweet to the taste, and perhaps a bit more yellow? Why would you want to make Tuna or Roast Beast Sangriches with something so sweet? Why not just make them with fluff and cut out the lard?!

Mayo Rocks!

Are you telling me there is a mayo in a spray can? Now I've heard everything.

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Originally posted by IronPawn
My world has come to a crashing halt! How can anyone not love Miracle Whip? You're all taking the mickey out of me, right?
You better man up, and get off the Miracle Whip ship.

Toss it out, now! Mayo and black pepper will make it taste right.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Mayo Rocks!

Are you telling me there is a mayo in a spray can? Now I've heard everything.

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He's telling you there's pseudo whipped cream in a spray can. As for mayonnaise, I am used to mayonnaise in a tube:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/gdcom_1916_94895562
http://www.kavli.no/wps/wcm/resources/file/ebe7bf4075361a4/produktsidemale-rettelse-ma.jpg
But here in Norway, it also often comes in plastic bags. People cut off a corner and squeeze it out.

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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If we're talking about processed mayonaise in a can, i'm with you buddy, but if we're talking about the whipped cream that you can spray all over the body of those you find edible. . . then we've got ourselves a situation here 😠
This is a new side of you I have never seen before Huck!

I've got a fresh can of whipped cream in the fridge!!
😉😀😉😀😉😀

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Originally posted by mlprior
This is a new side of you I have never seen before Huck!

I've got a fresh can of whipped cream in the fridge!!
😉😀😉😀😉😀
Victoria secret alla cream. . .i like the cut of your jib 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
i like the cut of your jib 😉
I thought ml was a woman. Now I know he is Jewish too. 🙁

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I thought ml was a woman. Now I know he is Jewish too. 🙁
Oh, she's all woman 😀

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Oh, she's all woman 😀
With a cut jib??

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Victoria secret alla cream. . .i like the cut of your jib 😉
I think I'm gonna need a drink tonight.... what would go with whipped cream?

edit: and Victoria's Secret?