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@rookie54 said
you've missed a key signal, and i'm going to help you
women in general don't really hate getting older
you see, every year, every digit added to the 'age' number,
also adds a number to the libido index

the reason she's miserable is that you, too, are adding numbers to the age index
but while her libido is increasing
yours is going the other way

and she knows you cannot keep up
This is why God made Chippendales dancers.

(They're at Rio in Las Vegas every night and twice a night on weekends. Yeah.)

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@suzianne said
This is why God made Chippendales dancers.

(They're at Rio in Las Vegas every night and twice a night on weekends. Yeah.)
I thought Chippendale was a furniture style. 🤔

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@great-big-stees said
I thought Chippendale was a furniture style. 🤔
They are actually a bunch of male dancers who strip down and lonely women go and watch them, sometimes throw money at them. 😉

Man they been on the go since '79. You don't get out much do you....LOL... 😉

-VR

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@Very-Rusty

Mind/intellect is sexy, bodies aren't.

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@torunn said
@Very-Rusty

Mind/intellect is sexy, bodies aren't.
So you don't look at a sexy body?....LOL...

-VR

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@very-rusty said
So you don't look at a sexy body?....LOL...

-VR
Mind and eyes turn me on.

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@torunn said
Mind and eyes turn me on.
I agree. So the "is" have it. 🤔 😉

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@great-big-stees said
I thought Chippendale was a furniture style. 🤔
Strangely enough, that is where the name came from.


@very-rusty said
They are actually a bunch of male dancers who strip down and lonely women go and watch them, sometimes throw money at them. 😉

Man they been on the go since '79. You don't get out much do you....LOL... 😉

-VR
Lonliness is not a prerequisite.


@very-rusty said
They are actually a bunch of male dancers who strip down and lonely women go and watch them, sometimes throw money at them. 😉

Man they been on the go since '79. You don't get out much do you....LOL... 😉

-VR
One of my wives (I think it was #2) had one of their calendars. She always said I reminded her of July.

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@suzianne said
Lonliness is not a prerequisite.
The man is married, as am I. You married Suzie Q?

-VR

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@very-rusty said
The man is married, as am I. You married Suzie Q?

-VR
I don't see your point.

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@suzianne said
I don't see your point.
You married Suzie Q?

-VR

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@very-rusty said
You married Suzie Q?

-VR
Of course not.

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@suzianne said
Of course not.
Then you know nothing about being married do you?

That is my point!

-VR