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Watching your mother in law driving off a cliff - in your new car.....

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Originally posted by Favs
Watching your mother in law driving off a cliff - in your new car.....
Is the car insured?

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Originally posted by Varg
Is the car insured?


LOL! At work!

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How about "getting a big pay rise from work, and then finding out that you've just gone past the High Income Tax threshold"

or

Your wife giving birth to septuplets....

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How about....


You've just passed Ironman in the rankings and then realize that you've also just lost a match to me !!!!

turtlex

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Originally posted by turtlex
How about....


You've just passed Ironman in the rankings and then realize that you've also just lost a match to me !!!!

turtlex
How abou.... you want to resurect a thread because it is easter but you can't think of any thing witty to say

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Wot about, your best friend getting together with the girl you have fancied all your life. lol

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Or........getting the chance to play St Andrews golf course on the day your wife is due to give birth

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Originally posted by invigorate
Or........getting the chance to play St Andrews golf course on the day your wife is due to give birth
Which reminds me of an incident a couple of years back...

My Gran (who doesn't like me much) has her 90th birthday party planned. I have promised EVERYONE for 3 months I will attend, with wife and kids. People are coming over from NZ for this party, you see. Big family event.

Then, a rich friend rings up, who has a helicopter taking off from his garden (!), which is taking him into Silverstone for the F1. He tells me that a 4 seater cost the same as a 2, so if you can get a ticket in time, do come along....

So, a good 30 seconds of soul searching later, and I have my flying goggles ready. My name has been removed from 'the will' for ever.

At least I retain my title of 'least popular grand child' by a long margin.

-Russ

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Originally posted by Russ
Which reminds me of an incident a couple of years back...

My Gran (who doesn't like me much) has her 90th birthday party planned. I have promised EVERYONE for 3 months I will attend, with wife and kids. People are coming over from NZ for this party, you see. Big family event.

Then, a rich friend rings up, who has a helicopter taking off from his garde ...[text shortened]... r.

At least I retain my title of 'least popular grand child' by a long margin.

-Russ
You managed thirty seconds? You trully are a good person Russ.

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Originally posted by turtlex
How about....


You've just passed Ironman in the rankings and then realize that you've also just lost a match to me !!!!

turtlex
How about me? I'm lower rated...bwahaha!

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Originally posted by Russ
Which reminds me of an incident a couple of years back...

My Gran (who doesn't like me much) has her 90th birthday party planned. I have promised EVERYONE for 3 months I will attend, with wife and kids. People are coming over from NZ for this party, you see. Big family event.

Then, a rich friend rings up, who has a helicopter taking off from his garde ...[text shortened]... r.

At least I retain my title of 'least popular grand child' by a long margin.

-Russ
hahahaha my god, that is truly despicable. well done!