Mixed metaphor strategies

Mine is to ensure that I am on the right side of the street when the boat comes in.

What's yours?

Be strong, for light at the end of the tunnel is only a heartbeat away.

Never mix metamorphoses

Two many cooks are better than one.

Das ist der Tropfen, der dem Fass die Krone ins Gesicht schlägt. (not translatable)

I'm going to be turning the screw until the hammer falls

Love is blind so carry a big stick.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Time waits for no man..now women? Well that's a horse of a different colour.

Originally posted by divegeester
Mine is to ensure that I am on the right side of the street when the boat comes in.

What's yours?

"I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot."

"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."

- Samuel Goldwyn

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/samuelgoldwyn.shtml