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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
How can it be? Please explain?

I know you are probably going towards the 'modern art is crap and so is your work, there's the link' joke but if not do explain, let's hear some art knowledge from Xanthos.
modern art is crap and so is your work, there's the link

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Get some of her work up and let's compare 😉
Send me 40 squids to buy her a scanner and I will.....

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Originally posted by dan182
Send me 40 squids to buy her a scanner and I will.....
I could make some kickass modern art with 40 squid.

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Originally posted by dan182
Send me 40 squids to buy her a scanner and I will.....
How about using a digital camera or a webcam to take pics of it and put them up?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I could make some kickass modern art with 40 squid.
You can make it for free, just don't make your bed after a night of drunken sex...............😞

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I could make some kickass modern art with 40 squid.
Or a bar-b-q.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
How can it be? Please explain?

I know you are probably going towards the 'modern art is crap and so is your work, there's the link' joke but if not do explain, let's hear some art knowledge from Xanthos.
Well, (and I'm just being objective here and not trying to be rude) at a brief glance, your portraits seem to be majorly lacking in detail, as do most of your paintings, which, to me at least, seem as though they're are bits of different coloured paper stuck onto a page (I'm referring here to your "Painting of Weston"😉. It reminds me of when I was younger and thought that the sea always got a darker colour the further away it was. Your "Painting of a rock", I cannot understand, let alone make out the rock in it.

Some of your photo's I'll admit look alright, particularly the sun ones. But the rest look as though they have been taken with a disposable camera and some just seem a little bland, not what you'd call eye-catching photography.

Perhaps you'd like to explain the basis behind some of your paintings and portraits and explain why you think they are good.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
You can make it for free, just don't make your bed after a night of drunken sex...............😞
grudgingly recced.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
How about using a digital camera or a webcam to take pics of it and put them up?
Because she lives in Zimbabwe and I would have to take my webcam over there or take a digital camera.

Easier just to buy her a scanner and she can scan them in when done and send them over.

To be fair I think the photographs are alright, I just think my sisters portraits / drawings are better.

As for that photoshop image, well lets just say I am worlds worst artist / photoshop user and I could probably do that.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Well, (and I'm just being objective here and not trying to be rude) at a brief glance, your portraits seem to be majorly lacking in detail, as do most of your paintings, which, to me at least, seem as though they're are bits of different coloured paper stuck onto a page (I'm referring here to your "Painting of Weston"😉. It reminds me of when I was younge ...[text shortened]... behind some of your paintings and portraits and explain why you think they are good.
The water does get darker the further away it is as it is deeper and also because of shadows and all sorts of reasons. The rocks in my paintings are just done in an Expressionsim style and do not need to look realistic. I am not aiming for realism in my paintings with exact details etc, my paintings are the way of seeing the landscape that I have, and all artists see them in different ways. Mine happens to be a simplyfied, colourful way and how they interact with each other.
My portraits are the only ones I have ever done, and I have not had experience with doing them before, so it would be like someone who doesn't do art picking up a pencil and drawing someone. I think they are good standard for first goes at portrait drawings and the people that gave me photo's to do them really liked them aswell. It is all about pleasing the client with your work when you do something specifically asked like that.
Hows that for starters?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I could make some kickass modern art with 40 squid.
yeah for sure

40 bux worth of paint, throw it on a wall
grid up some veg and throw that on for some texture
summon the rain gods for 5 mintues worth of drizzle
put a busker in front on it
photgraph it
photoshop it, apply some filter effects

job done

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
The water does get darker the further away it is as it is deeper and also because of shadows and all sorts of reasons. The rocks in my paintings are just done in an Expressionsim style and do not need to look realistic. I am not aiming for realism in my paintings with exact details etc, my paintings are the way of seeing the landscape that I have, ...[text shortened]... nt with your work when you do something specifically asked like that.
Hows that for starters?
Someone contracted you to draw them??! What were they thinking?

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Originally posted by dan182
yeah for sure

40 bux worth of paint, throw it on a wall
grid up some veg and throw that on for some texture
summon the rain gods for 5 mintues worth of drizzle
put a busker in front on it
photgraph it
photoshop it, apply some filter effects

job done
I was just going to drop the squid onto the floor from a great height, varnish them in place and call it the "The falling exchange rate". :-/

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"Painting of Mumbles" is simple and effective.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
You can make it for free, just don't make your bed after a night of drunken sex...............😞
I don't do much in the way of art but I did take this last week.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/2986/sunsetfrombalcony0bl.jpg