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Would it be funny or not if I were to put a picture of Monica Seles on my profile page and then change my profile so it reads:

"I love Monica Seles. I think about her all the time. One day I intend to express my love by stabbing her."

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..not funny...

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Originally posted by dottewell
Would it be funny or not if I were to put a picture of Monica Seles on my profile page and then change my profile so it reads:

"I love Monica Seles. I think about her all the time. One day I intend to express my love by stabbing her."

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I sadly have to agree with GENGAR..........why someone should think that's funny?

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Originally posted by Ravello
I sadly have to agree with GENGAR..........why someone should think that's funny?
Because she was stabbed by a stalker.

It is a subtle parody of stalkers everywhere.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Because she was stabbed by a stalker.

It is a subtle parody of stalkers everywhere.
Did you stab Bowmann ?

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Originally posted by dottewell
Because she was stabbed by a stalker.

It is a subtle parody of stalkers everywhere.
I knew it but still it's not funny.

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Originally posted by celticcountry
Did you stab Bowmann ?
No.

As an alternative, I was thinking of having a picture of Saddam Hussein and the following profile.

"Hello, my name is Saddam. I can only move a few times a month. My hobbies include torture and genocide. I will use books and databases unless you ask me not to."

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....let me send you a poster of myself....it will mean all the world to
you and you will never have to have these thoughts again...no matter
where in the room you will stand....any any sort of lighting...my
demeanor will take away all bad thoughts...

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Originally posted by dottewell
No.

As an alternative, I was thinking of having a picture of Saddam Hussein and the following profile.

"Hello, my name is Saddam. I can only move a few times a month. My hobbies include torture and genocide. I will use books and databases unless you ask me not to."
Even Saddam would never end a sentence with a preposition.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Even Saddam would never end a sentence with a preposition.
But the alternative is to start the sentence with a subordinate clause. Besides, the preposition has an object, so it's grammatical.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Even Saddam would never end a sentence with a preposition.
I hope saddam ends his sentence with a hanging.


Ooops dropped the "s"

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
I hope addam ends his sentence with a hanging.
Eve will be pissed

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
I hope addam ends his sentence with a hanging.
You know, I tried setting him up, but courage was lacking. Well done, RTh.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Would it be funny or not if I were to put a picture of Monica Seles on my profile page and then change my profile so it reads:

"I love Monica Seles. I think about her all the time. One day I intend to express my love by stabbing her."

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If anyone protests, I know No1 and the ACLU will be right there, beside you, protecting your right to free speech and all other things American.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
If anyone protests, I know No1 and the ACLU will be right there, beside you, protecting your right to free speech and all other things American.
The ACLU have a branch in England, then? Good to know.