A woman was recently sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail for ripping her former boyfriend's testicles off after he refused her sex. She hid them in her mouth to avoid them being retrieved but they finally were and someone handed them back to the victim saying, "These are yours"
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlI will miss you Sarah 🙁
A woman was recently sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail for ripping her former boyfriend's testicles off after he refused her sex. She hid them in her mouth to avoid them being retrieved but they finally were and someone handed them back to the victim saying, "These are yours"
Originally posted by elvendreamgirli can't believe she only got 2 1/2 years for that!!!😲
A woman was recently sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail for ripping her former boyfriend's testicles off after he refused her sex. She hid them in her mouth to avoid them being retrieved but they finally were and someone handed them back to the victim saying, "These are yours"
The best story has got to be from the Darwin Awards:
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his testicles in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's testicles in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
Nice move.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAs well as the Darwin, the guy should win the No-ball Prize...🙄😀
The best story has got to be from the Darwin Awards:
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his testicles in the machine. Much t ...[text shortened]... hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
Nice move.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate*wince*
The best story has got to be from the Darwin Awards:
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his testicles in the machine. Much t ...[text shortened]... hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
Nice move.
That's all that can be said about that.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateMaybe that Darwin guy was on to something...😉
The best story has got to be from the Darwin Awards:
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his testicles in the machine. Much t ...[text shortened]... hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
Nice move.