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Adieu, Time to hit the road. Jokes: Sorry for my absence.

Did you know, Bill's big bag of onions, flogging dead horses?

If you murder someone, life’s too short for, knitting.

I bought a 2 kilo wheel of Wisconsin cheddar, Did you just fall off the turnip truck.

Did you know, on this day, the RHP tavern on the board is closed?😢

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