Morning pee

Is there anything else that can feel so glorious and perfect, yet so pure, spontaneous?

Originally posted by Seitse
Is there anything else that can feel so glorious and perfect, yet so pure, spontaneous?

Originally posted by Seitse
Is there anything else that can feel so glorious and perfect, yet so pure, spontaneous?

Yeah, good point, but the hassle of using toilette paper takes away some joy out of it, ivan. The pee, instead, is pure as snow.

The morning pee while in the shower, though, now that's another plus to an already glorious pleasure.

Originally posted by Seitse
The pee, instead, is pure as snow.

Hey, that reminded me of a joke.

A Great Dane and a Daschund, the little sausage dog, are standing in Northern Finland during the winter. SO the GReat Dane tells the Daschund: "damn it, buddy, I'm freezing my legs!" to which the Daschund replies: "gee, now picture what I am getting frozen and shut up!" lol

😵

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, good point, but the hassle of using toilette paper takes away some joy out of it, ivan. The pee, instead, is pure as snow.

The morning pee while in the shower, though, now that's another plus to an already glorious pleasure.

Originally posted by ivan2908
Who said anything about toilette paper ? 😵

It's good. Except for that one time when it burned. That was not cool.

Oh yeah, and I hate when it doesn't come out easily. Like you gotta stand there for 5 minutes while it works it's way out. Usually a side effect of morning wood.

what about the first one after a few beers.ahhhh,fart.

Originally posted by Seitse
Is there anything else that can feel so glorious and perfect, yet so pure, spontaneous?

Originally posted by ivan2908
I have one thing in mind... It comes in pair with newspappers and could feel even better . Not so pure though.

What about the "cocka-doodle-poo" ?

Now tell me there's anything better than getting up before the crack of dawn and backing out a large carcass? That beats the morning pee!

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