Mortality

53 years left. They must be joking. 😀

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Evidently I died last Tuesday..........
😳

You guys are stuck with me til about 2050. (They say September... but not if the Sox are going to make the playoffs!!) I've got another 16673.7 days left!

I'm 43 percent done with my life.

P

I'm around until 2069, they say.

Is this thing a joke or are all you lying?!? I can't be the only one who doesn't lead a healthy lifestyle!!

I have 365.2 days left to live. I'll be dead by January 2006.

I'll try not to leave too many games unfinished before I go...😕

ncrosby🙂

I ain't seeing 80, but it's still a long way off ....

Originally posted by angie88
I bet that was all the heavy drinking you did last week 😛

Angie 😀

Oh my God.
How depressing.

I've got another 40 years or so of this hell ahead of me?
Getting up, going to work to be able to afford to buy things I don't need or want.
Going off to work to listen to 3 different bosses harp on about what I'm doing wrong!
Going off to work to make someone else rich.

Politicians, religious zealots, just plain idiots, creativity-killers, arse-holes in traffic jams, pro-lifers, moderators, people obeying idiotic laws, idiotic laws, people in general, the police, Metallica....

I'm gonna have to start doing even less excersise (which amounts to not getting out of bed in the morning), I'm gonna have to use more drugs (which basically means I'm gonna have to have an IV drip with a steady mixture all day long), I'm gonna have to eat more unhealthy foods (I'll have to move my bed into McDonalds to accomplish that one) and I'm gonna have to drink more alcohol (how?).

No more movement for me! Pity about the sex, but let's be honest, it's all bloody downhill from 30 onwards anyways.

I just saw Office Space yesterday. Has anyone ever seen that film? It's classic.
I am that main guy in that film (except I'm ugly). Everything that frustrates him in the first 30 minutes is EXACTLY what frustrates me as well. WHY DO I DO IT? WHY ON EARTH DO I BOTHER?

Unemployment benefit...HERE I COME!

Screw work.
Screw society.
Screw you.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Screw you.

Originally posted by D43M0N
Right back at you...

www.deathclock.com , and watch the seconds ticking away.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2063. 73 years old. I don't know if that is incorrect, because I don't know what the hell my wight is in pounds, it's 73.2 kilograms...

Originally posted by D43M0N
Right back at you...

www.deathclock.com , and watch the seconds ticking away.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2063. 73 years old. I don't know if that is incorrect, because I don't know what the hell my wight is in pounds, it's 73.2 kilograms...

Originally posted by Alcra
73.2 * 2.2 = x pounds (too lazy to work it out!)